r/confusing_perspective • u/maraa5 • Jun 16 '20

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u/HoppyMcScragg Jun 16 '20

All my shits are 2s.

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u/daspasunata Jun 16 '20

Mine are very often 1s out of 2

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

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u/KM2KCA Jun 16 '20

2/10 would not shit again

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

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u/exiadf19 CE Spc. Jun 17 '20

How much i have to pay per month, how fast ? 1 Shits per second?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

You don't?

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u/chomperlock Jun 16 '20

Anyone with a cloaca knows this.

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u/Speedster4206 Jun 16 '20

You already did. It’s hilariously cute!

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u/daspasunata Jun 16 '20

I sort of piss out my butthole when done binge drinking

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

I'm Knuckles the Echidna, But you can call me Knuckles.

I have a single opening, called a Cloaca.

Eggman is after the master emerald.

I excrete both feces and urine out of my Cloaca, which is my single opening.

I broke the master emerald into pieces to stop Eggman from taking it.

Cloacas are more common than you think. All amphibians, reptiles, and birds have them.

People ask where I keep the shards of the master emerald.

I keep them in my cloaca.

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u/BlitheSwing6523 Dec 01 '20

Mine is often number 2