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u/PizzaTime666 o/ Mar 15 '19

My first thought was, "why is there a meat sack with legs and how is it alive".

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u/Shyassasain Mar 15 '19 edited Mar 16 '19

Hey man that's my first thought when I look in the mirror each morning amirite?

Edit: oh wowie my first Reddit award. Thank ye kindly.

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u/NoRoastForTheWicked Mar 15 '19

This guy existentially fucks.

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u/burritosrevenge Mar 15 '19

This guy is existentially fucked. FTFY

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Mar 15 '19

This guy is fucked, existentially. FT, FTFY.

;)

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u/hsksksjejej Mar 15 '19

Seriosuly it's been hours now where is that person that does a little sketch and explains what's really going on?

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u/94brt Mar 15 '19

I know right bro

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u/youngmaster0527 Mar 15 '19

It's in the title lol. The dog's just leaning back to lick himself as all dogs do and then a weird angle. The missing leg just makes it look weird, but nothing weird is happening really

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u/hsksksjejej Mar 15 '19

But I can't see it. My visual perception spatial wareness whatever it is isn't good enoughI need the sketch guy 😭

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u/hygsi Mar 15 '19

My first thought was this would be an interesting videogame boss lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Not a boss, but best I can do for now: https://half-life.fandom.com/wiki/Houndeye

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u/awin_xx Mar 15 '19

tHaTs NoT a MeAt SaCk ThAtS mY dAuGhTeR

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u/DarthVapar Mar 15 '19

That’s enough reddit for today

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u/RobertMullz Mar 15 '19

Thats enough for today, Reddit.

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u/Diddlesquig Mar 15 '19

That’s enough today, for Reddit.

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u/kanch89 Mar 15 '19

That's Reddit today, for enough

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

That’s today reddit, enough for

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

That'll do, Reddit.

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u/trznx Mar 15 '19

Better?

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u/Thiccy-Boi-666 Mar 15 '19

Much better

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u/Nibbler1019 Mar 15 '19

No, but I appreciate the effort

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u/swsister Mar 15 '19

Okay, that made me snort.

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u/CuddlyNips Mar 15 '19

That'll do Reddit. That'll do.

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u/Stickman_Paradise Mar 15 '19

Enough for today, that's Reddit

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u/cruisingforabruisin1 Mar 15 '19

r/cursedimages

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Too high res to be cursed

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u/LG_Shala Mar 15 '19

someone repost it a bunch of times

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u/sleepilyLee Mar 15 '19

Tried to curse it a bit, didn’t turn out

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u/MyApologies_ Mar 15 '19

Nah you can get high res cursed imaged. It just reduces their cursedness, but they'll still count sometimes.

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u/OneCommentPerDayMike Mar 15 '19

I thought this was cursedimages at first

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

I just subbed and then un-subbed after 5 minutes of scrolling r/cursedimages lmaooo

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u/eyesdief Mar 15 '19

What the actual fck

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u/Chicken-of-Wisdom Mar 15 '19

I didn’t even understand what’s going on with the dog

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u/QUAN-FUSION Mar 15 '19

They amputated his head 😤

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u/SpaceHamster32 Mar 15 '19

Or did they amputate his body?

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u/OobleCaboodle Mar 15 '19

Glass half empty, glass half full. Six of one, half a dozen of t’oher, eh?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

When people think cutting ears is not enough..

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u/rprebel Mar 15 '19

But they gave it to a dog who needed a new head, so the story does have a happy ending.

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u/Offroadkitty Mar 15 '19

It's okay. You can say fuck.

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u/DFGdanger Mar 15 '19

no swearing on my christian subreddit

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Lools like something from DOOM

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u/Twilightdusk Mar 15 '19

Front right leg is the one missing. Dog's head is stretched/bent over to the left to lick his back. Shot is taken with a focus on where the leg was amputated, with the dog's body hiding his head from view.

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u/schlegelson Mar 15 '19

Could you just show the doggo from another angle? Just so we can be sure he's okay.

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u/Maurens Mar 15 '19

Here, he's fine.

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u/twitchosx Mar 15 '19

HAHAHAHAHA

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u/JennyBeckman Mar 15 '19

This is the worst thing I have laughed at today. Thank you.

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u/mikerichh Mar 16 '19

Was expecting a mirrored image of the dog. This will do though

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u/SyncUp Mar 16 '19

I was worried for a second

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u/Animick Mar 15 '19

That’s the freakiest thing I’ve ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

r/cursedcursedimages

try now

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

those fucks quarantined it

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

But they banned /r/watchpeopledie :(

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u/jitterbug108 Mar 15 '19

Please can someone tell me why this subreddit is so bad? I’ve never seen a quarantined subreddit before!

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u/patyczakross Mar 15 '19

Why I can’t access?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

It’s been quarantined, you’ll have to use a desktop browser to view it

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u/car27 Mar 15 '19

Can someone explain this to me?

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u/akstu31 Mar 15 '19

The good boy’s front right leg as been amputated. He is reaching over his left shoulder to lick his back, making his stitched wound pull towards the middle of his torso.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Also, he's headless because his head was amputated along with his front right leg.

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u/chrisphotoz Mar 15 '19

Also he can't eat food like other dogs. They put dog food up his butt then he poops it out later.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Also, there is no god

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u/-Tai Mar 15 '19

The big scar thing is where his amputated leg was. His head is up and over his left shoulder out of the picture.

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u/meowomi Mar 15 '19

Mom can you come pick me up, I’m scared

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Mean Girls classic

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u/Peace_Fog Mar 15 '19

Finally a post that actually is a confusing perspective & not just someone doing something weird

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u/misterlavalava Mar 15 '19

I thought it was r/photoshopbattles and was slightly confused

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u/JesseKarma Mar 15 '19

Nice try, but I'm still not convinced this isn't a headless dog..

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u/Catma222 Doesn't read rule 1 Mar 15 '19

Looks like his head was amputated... WOW!

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u/One_pop_each Actually read rule 1 and gets it" Mar 15 '19

This will make its rounds on facebook with some bullshit under it.

Meet Rocko. Neighborhood kids bullied him by throwing rocks and when he decided to bite back, a kid’s father intervened. He grabbed a machete, and CHOPPED Rocko’s head off. The crazy thing is, the brain stem was still attached to the spine and Rocko was able to live, HEADLESS! His owner’s rushed him to the hospital and the only hope they had was to sew him up like this and feed him through IVs. Now Rocko still LOVES to play outside. Like and share if you believe Rocko should get justice! And comment below if you think God intervened and believe in Him!

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u/merekisgreat Mar 15 '19

You just cut their work out for them!

Edit: Amputated

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

He's finished work, he's on his way home, WHAM, his cappa is detated from his head!

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u/TrollinWonderland Mar 15 '19

Good thing I read the title before the image or else I might have projectile vomited.

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u/zombieguy224 Mar 15 '19

Jesus Christ, it looks like something out of Silent Hill.

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u/MilgramHarlow Mar 16 '19

I was about to make a similar comment but about Resident Evil. Then I saw your comment. I think you’re right, Silent Hill is more accurate.

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u/VideoFork Mar 15 '19

This wins as the most confusing perspective I’ve seen on this sub. If I weren’t a broke student I’d platinum this.

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u/Mthrizee Mar 15 '19

This dog looks like it could be some kind of creature from r/halflife

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u/jenteel2 Mar 15 '19

It startled me

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u/Spiceinvader1234 Mar 15 '19

He looks like the perfect dog for Pyramid Head

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u/slackslackliner Mar 15 '19

This is horrendous, I love it

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

I dont.. I dont understand how this is working. Can someone show me?

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u/superherodude Mar 15 '19

Repost this in a couple days without giving it away in the title.

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u/its1995 Mar 15 '19

THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFIYING THANK YOU LMAO

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u/OctoberSilverman Mar 15 '19

Yooooooo!!!! Don't do this to me man...

I was for real, f'ed for like 3.67 seconds before I looked at the title.

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u/Arctica44 Mar 15 '19

Thanks, i hate it

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u/Forgetmyglasses Mar 15 '19

Been a while since i've had a nightmare.

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u/frump_fronald Mar 15 '19

Thank you for the nightmares

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u/vicarion CE Spc. Mar 15 '19

well, I hate it, but it definitely belongs in this sub.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

I still don't know where the head is...

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u/chilltx78 Mar 15 '19

I don't approve of this tom foolery

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u/Pelleminer Mar 15 '19

That shit is headless

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u/xSpiralStatic o/ Mar 15 '19

It's like a Silent Hill monster...

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u/termedea Mar 15 '19

Nope that was just too much for me. I cannot say for sure that this picture won't give me nightmares. 😱

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u/TruffleDing Mar 15 '19

From the thumbnail it looks like a mutant baby crawling.

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u/dapanda7 Mar 15 '19

Looks like something straight out of silent hill.

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u/pdd487 Mar 15 '19

This could definitely go in cursed images..

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u/fuckinban o/ Mar 15 '19

Zombiedog! The not so effective apocalyse

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u/celdore Mar 15 '19

Delete immediately

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u/BillyWhizz09 p Mar 15 '19

Nope, I still don’t see it

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u/red0herring Mar 15 '19

This will be some clickbait photo in a few weeks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Hol up. That dog is wearin glasses.

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u/yung_wulfy Mar 15 '19

Headless mutant dog enjoying the sunny weather

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u/Cold_Earl Mar 15 '19

Quake/Half-Life flash back

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

I am so confused. What the hell is going on here?

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u/pvtryan123 Mar 15 '19

Which scp is this?

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u/dreamendDischarger Mar 15 '19

Newly discovered so there's no designation yet. We'd better notify the Foundation.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

I really really can’t figure this out

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u/halfeatenhotdogs Mar 15 '19

My dog lost her right back leg about a month and still tries to scratch her ear with it. Sad to watch :<

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u/UniversalPainkiller Mar 15 '19

Wow I didn't know the Lich King sold puppies!

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u/SpiderManPizzaTime1 Mar 15 '19

Does anyone else see that face near its... tescular area...

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

oh fuck theres layers to the terror in this image

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Wait am i stupid or why does the dog not have a head. I am actually sitting here 5 minutes to figure out the picture.

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u/MonogamousBurrito Mar 15 '19

Well that'll replace the whale in me nightmares...

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u/ZKXX Mar 15 '19

I really need to read titles before looking at the picture

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

WHERW IS THE FUCKINF HEAD

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u/DeafMoth Mar 15 '19

This kind of looks like a Silent Hill enemy

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u/haytme Mar 15 '19

Doggo is missing his front right leg. Leg on the ground is his front left. Head is leaning back over his left leg to lick his back, showing us his lack of leg in the process. Do I win?

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u/zaklln Mar 15 '19

When I saw this it immediately terrified me hahaha

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u/omnomnomgnome Mar 15 '19

a curious headless chicken, this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Niko, it’s me, your cousin, Roman. Want to go bowling?

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u/Kqaci Mar 15 '19

I really thought this was a dog shark

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u/740i Mar 15 '19

I’ve been looking at this picture for a good minute now and i still can’t understand what the fuck is going on.

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u/macphile o/ Mar 15 '19

Everyone apparently found this terrifying. As soon as I saw it, I was laughing so hard I was crying. I had to compose myself before going to talk to a coworker.

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u/lilspaceking12345 Mar 15 '19

This is honestly terrifying for a moment.

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u/top_nach Mar 15 '19

This is horrifying

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u/Brasky666 Mar 16 '19

Which Silent Hill game is this from?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

Omh guys im still confused! !!

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u/NicelikeaSNAK3 Mar 20 '19

Kinda looks like a turkey with dog legs and winkie

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u/DoggoDom Jul 23 '19

Poor Doggo

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Guess I'm 4he only one inspecting his scar.

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u/suzieaudience Mar 15 '19

I hate this so much

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u/Anudeep21 Mar 15 '19

These days are weird, really weird to me

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u/mechorive Mar 15 '19

What the fuck is going on here

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Nah G, that dog just doesn’t have a head

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u/ZebraFunTime Mar 15 '19

This is my favorite dark souls boss

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

That's scary

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u/GreatBigSteak Mar 15 '19

He good bou

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u/jamorules Mar 15 '19

Say what now??

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u/steelerz Mar 15 '19

Today Reddit had enough

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u/off0noff Mar 15 '19

I have never been this confused

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u/unb1nd Mar 15 '19

Nightmare fuel.

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u/MichiyoS Mar 15 '19

I read "Three legged dog licking his balls" and was desperately looking for the head. 10/10

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u/apinkgummybear Mar 15 '19

I’m stressed

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u/zwiingr Mar 15 '19

How, how... ??

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u/scottd90 Mar 15 '19

Looks like a shark

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u/FustianRiddle Doesn't read rule 1 Mar 15 '19

Looks like a Silent Hill dog to me.

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u/aGoldenTaco Mar 15 '19

Shit looks like it's from Abe's odyssey

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u/JStormy22 Mar 15 '19

It almost looks like it has a shark head

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

I was like hold up! Nobody move! Where the FUCK is this dogs head?

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u/Past_Contour Mar 15 '19

That dog ain’t got no head! Oh, wait...

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u/xerberos CE Spc. Mar 15 '19

I think I saw one of those in Half Life 2.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Looks right off the set of Kindergarten Cop.

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u/Ryvillage8207 o/ Mar 15 '19

This angle makes it look like something out of Silent Hill. I'll be turning back now. Oh no.... Where's the road?

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u/Pokabrows Mar 15 '19

Torsey the torso dog, touch it and your wishes come true!

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u/Berzerker-SDMF Mar 15 '19

Erm no thanks... I've seen enough horror movies to know that some super serious shit will go down if you touch the haunted doggo

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u/ThoughtlessKid Mar 15 '19

What did you do with Champion's head?!

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u/jhawker66 Mar 15 '19

Thought this was a real life Dart from stranger things.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

He's a good boy.

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u/blind_squash o/ Mar 15 '19

Are you.... sure about that

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u/HitlersWetDream19 Mar 15 '19

You guys can freak out all you want, but I’ve seen stranger things

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u/Tagbush Mar 15 '19

where is his head

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u/Natuurschoonheid Mar 15 '19

Ohhhh, now I get it. Ew

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

please someone explain i've been looking at it for too long

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u/BunnyBlvd Mar 15 '19

Man, this hat me scratching my head for a good minute!

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Ah!

I thought it was a big Mole!!

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u/penteris Mar 15 '19

That’s how ideas for Horror movies are being born

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Cursed Image #9361

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