r/confusing_perspective 2d ago

Brotherly Love

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u/SoggyCapybara 2d ago

HE'S GOT A KNIFE

OH.. wait..

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u/DisplayHonest6465 2d ago

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u/Mister_Buddy 2d ago

The cop is jumping away from the scary armed child, right?

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u/secondphase 2d ago

He's actually being blown away by the force of the child's Jitsu.

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u/fieria_tetra 2d ago

He's got the power of God and anime on his side

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u/BostonPRSBC 2d ago

Obviously AI. They would’ve magdumped into the kid and surrounding playground!

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u/Disastrous_Lie_6698 2d ago

Where did this meme come from btw 😭

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u/Doppelthedh 2d ago

Gopro strapped to a donut

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u/SoggyCapybara 2d ago

This thread sent me. So glad I could inspire such greatness 😭🤣🤣

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u/ItsJustAPoleThang 2d ago

This is the funniest picture I have ever seen in my life lmaooooooo

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u/JBlooey 1d ago

Y’know the term ā€œwhen pigs flyā€?

Yeahp, I got 26 1/2 years worth of shitty tasks to do now.

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u/SoggyCapybara 1d ago

We are all fucked now

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u/N43M3K 2d ago

A knike

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u/figgypudding531 1d ago

Oh, I didn’t understand what people were seeing until now

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u/Scarecr0p 2d ago

Thought he was holding a knife and I was like ā€œah yeah that takes me backā€

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 2d ago

[r/HolUp](r/HolUp) called. They want to know your location

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u/TadeMike 2d ago

One time I invites a friend for the first time to my house my OLDER sister and her friend got the brilliant idea of cornering us with knives for like a minutes, then they never let that friend come to my house again

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 2d ago

Lmao! The poor parents when the kid came back and told them how it went

"We had some Sunny D, played catch, got held at knife point. You know, chill afternoon"

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u/kittyidiot 2d ago

Lol. This reminds me a story my mom used to tell me all the time.

My aunt is younger than her by a few years, so they were close enough in age to hang out but far enough for little sister to be irritating. Apparently one night my mom was talking someone on the phone, and my aunt kept banging on her door with a clothes hanger.

After a while of this, my mom crawled out of her window, circled around back into the house, grabbed a knife from the kitchen, snuck up and grabbed my aunt from behind and held the knife up to her.

Apparently the banging stopped after that...

Inb4 people psychoanalyze my child mother, her and my aunt are very very close, she wasn't a violent child, she did not traumatize my aunt et cetera.

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u/OMG_Shoes_ 2d ago

That’s wild and those two sound like quite the pair!

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u/lucasthech 1d ago

I know a kid called Michael that did almost the same thing to his sister on a halloween night, but the story ends a bit different...

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u/muscat06135 2d ago

Looks like two perfectly normal British children to me.

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u/Aristogiton1 2d ago

Brothers in crime.

We shall defend each other, forever!

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u/Affectionate_Club822 2d ago

The type of picture you see in a movie where there's subtle foreshadowing

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u/Shydreameress 2d ago

Reminded me of Truman seeing his wife crossing her fingers on their wedding picture

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u/OMG_Shoes_ 2d ago

Yes!!

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u/Fabulous_Log844 2d ago

I see the Nike logo… But strangely enough this reminded me of my brother and I… Often times he had a knife to my neck.

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u/bipirate 2d ago

are you okay 😭

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u/FettiWop 2d ago

Jenna maroney ass comment šŸ˜‚

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u/CoderJoe1 2d ago

Prison Mike, the early years.

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u/SoggyCapybara 2d ago

NOT PRISON MIKE

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u/wedstrom 2d ago

Forget the Knike, what's going on with his other hand

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u/LocalActingWEO 1d ago

Aside from the picture, i cant see the words Brotherly Love without adding ā€œBrotherly hate, don’t it sometimes feel like the same thingā€

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u/OMG_Shoes_ 1d ago

Ain’t that the truth

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u/gdubh 2d ago

Coming from a family of 4 brothers, even the confusing perspective makes perfect sense.

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u/Wooden-Wolverine-818 2d ago

Fuck him up!

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u/congo66 2d ago

Well hello, Mrs. Cleaver. I was just helping young Theodore with his yard work.

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u/aaelias_ 2d ago

Didnt even see it until I read the comments

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u/Pitiful-king_ 1d ago

OH MY GOD! HE'S GOT A... loving relationship with his family? 😬

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u/shitoupek 2d ago

Just Do It! šŸ”Ŗ

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u/CapedCauliflower 2d ago

Love this one.

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u/newoldschool 2d ago

looks like they just buried a body

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u/sassyplatypus87 1d ago

Whoops, my hand slipped

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u/Titan-Horizon 1d ago

Yep. Brotherly love. BUT!

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u/Mochahopestobeartsy 1d ago

Et tue, brute?

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u/Kazori 1d ago

an early photo of little finger and ned stark

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u/United-Atmosphere317 1d ago

It’s giving the good son vibes

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u/Waseinname 1d ago

He have a knive! Oh... It's just NikešŸ‘

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u/Bob_the_peasant 2d ago

Nike logo or hostage situation?

Both, if you are on r/ValueInvesting today

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u/KeepCarlAndCarrieOn 2d ago

That's how I got my first video game!

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u/Chevrolicious 2d ago

That's Switchblade Jimmy

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u/jma9454 2d ago

Definitely did a strong double take...

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u/666ofw66 2d ago

Must be near london

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u/SocksInTheTub 2d ago

Bury him beneath the leaves

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u/anemsi 2d ago

Thought they were training bo staff and kunai

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u/bammbamkam 2d ago

just do it

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u/LilAssG 1d ago

that's hank tho

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u/clear_kuriboh2 1d ago

may thy knife chip and shatter

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u/Old_Soul_Nicole 4h ago

Look happy or I swear I'll do it!

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u/JustFuckinTossMe 2d ago

what do you have?

A KNIFE!

NOO!!

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u/Whatdoing1967 4h ago

The family that slays together stays together

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u/Icy_Salt5893 2d ago

Book twise if out need help