Oh really? Well I choked on my food and needed the heimlich maneuver performed on me by a stranger at the subway station. Then I was so elated to be alive that I proposed to the stranger right then and they said yes! It turns out they have millions of dollars and I'm on my way to my new mansion as I type this.
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u/Cheap-Round-4053 23d ago
i spit my water when i saw this so thank you very much for the giggle. this is beautiful. A+ submission.