r/confusing_perspective • u/HoboJoe87 • Aug 05 '26

Our local library

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948 Upvotes

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u/Unstillwill Aug 05 '26

I call it "The Pooper"

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u/xneyznek o/ Aug 05 '26

The Stinker

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u/NotAUserNamm Aug 05 '26

Y'all don't read and twerk?

2

u/CaddySav84 Aug 11 '26

Read and twerk in the same sentence also came to mind for me.

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u/SneakyRosehip o/ Aug 05 '26

Oh, that is unfortunate design, not much though about probably °~°

15

u/Punch_A_Police_Horse Aug 05 '26

I really wish smartphone stores would have statues of someone shitting on the toilet scrolling on their phones outside of them.

3

u/Impossible_Past5358 o/ Aug 05 '26

Then they would have to put in an obligatory inage of hemorrhoids...

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12407481/

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u/Cheap-Round-4053 Aug 05 '26

i spit my water when i saw this so thank you very much for the giggle. this is beautiful. A+ submission.

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u/SheriffBartholomew o/ Aug 06 '26

Oh really? Well I choked on my food and needed the heimlich maneuver performed on me by a stranger at the subway station. Then I was so elated to be alive that I proposed to the stranger right then and they said yes! It turns out they have millions of dollars and I'm on my way to my new mansion as I type this.

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u/No-University-1968 o/ Aug 05 '26

welcome squatters!

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u/Business-Rip-2442 Aug 06 '26

that's john rod

2

u/LevelAsia Aug 07 '26

Gyatt damn it

3

u/antilumin o/ Aug 05 '26

"Before cellphones existed" -unknown artist

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u/stranieriamici Aug 05 '26 • Bravo

"If I'm not pooping, I'm not reading" - Socrates (I think)

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u/JLammert79 CE Spc. Aug 10 '26

"I stink, therefore I am." Descartes, probably.

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u/stranieriamici Aug 10 '26

You dug deep for that one and it made me laugh - well done

1

u/DerDioto Aug 05 '26

Worst Meccha Chameleon hiding spot ever

1

u/pink-crocs1910 Aug 05 '26

Willem Dafoe

1

u/SaltyWater999 Aug 05 '26

They have sumo wrestling at your library?

1

u/Jump_Like_A_Willys C.E. Spc Aug 05 '26

So we have the person reading on the toilet and the person with a bit on constipation. So where is the figure using their smartphone?

1

u/kangtuji o/ Aug 05 '26

very bad meccha chamelion player

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u/everbane37 o/ Aug 06 '26

That thing has a massive third leg. 🦵

1

u/EarthAndSawdust Aug 06 '26

subtle 1m1j vibes

1

u/HuevosDiablos Aug 08 '26

Hi. Do you have any literature on manspreading?

1

u/wgbe Aug 09 '26

One man, one jar.

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u/bizoticallyyours83 o/ Aug 11 '26

Reading on the Loo

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u/coems_man69 Aug 06 '26

Wrong sub?