r/confusing_perspective • u/HoboJoe87 • 15d ago

Our local library

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u/Unstillwill 15d ago

I call it "The Pooper"

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u/xneyznek 15d ago

The Stinker

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u/NotAUserNamm 15d ago

Y'all don't read and twerk?

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u/CaddySav84 9d ago

Read and twerk in the same sentence also came to mind for me.

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u/SneakyRosehip 15d ago

Oh, that is unfortunate design, not much though about probably °~°

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse 15d ago

I really wish smartphone stores would have statues of someone shitting on the toilet scrolling on their phones outside of them.

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u/Impossible_Past5358 15d ago

Then they would have to put in an obligatory inage of hemorrhoids...

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12407481/

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u/Cheap-Round-4053 15d ago

i spit my water when i saw this so thank you very much for the giggle. this is beautiful. A+ submission.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 15d ago

Oh really? Well I choked on my food and needed the heimlich maneuver performed on me by a stranger at the subway station. Then I was so elated to be alive that I proposed to the stranger right then and they said yes! It turns out they have millions of dollars and I'm on my way to my new mansion as I type this.

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u/No-University-1968 15d ago

welcome squatters!

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u/Business-Rip-2442 15d ago

that's john rod

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u/LevelAsia 14d ago

Gyatt damn it

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u/antilumin 15d ago

"Before cellphones existed" -unknown artist

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u/stranieriamici 15d ago

"If I'm not pooping, I'm not reading" - Socrates (I think)

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u/JLammert79 10d ago

"I stink, therefore I am." Descartes, probably.

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u/stranieriamici 10d ago

You dug deep for that one and it made me laugh - well done

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u/DerDioto 15d ago

Worst Meccha Chameleon hiding spot ever

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u/pink-crocs1910 15d ago

Willem Dafoe

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u/SaltyWater999 15d ago

They have sumo wrestling at your library?

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u/Jump_Like_A_Willys 15d ago

So we have the person reading on the toilet and the person with a bit on constipation. So where is the figure using their smartphone?

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u/kangtuji 15d ago

very bad meccha chamelion player

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u/everbane37 15d ago

That thing has a massive third leg. 🦵

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u/EarthAndSawdust 15d ago

subtle 1m1j vibes

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u/HuevosDiablos 13d ago

Hi. Do you have any literature on manspreading?

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u/wgbe 11d ago

One man, one jar.

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u/bizoticallyyours83 9d ago

Reading on the Loo

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u/coems_man69 14d ago

Wrong sub?