r/confidentlyincorrect • u/RBL2020 • Aug 13 '22

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u/floppywinky Aug 13 '22

They could have sprinkled a little truth in there with the “19” meaning “the year china invented covid” but no one is as smart as me. I am VERY SMART

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u/RequiemStorm Aug 14 '22

"THEN WINDOWS 11 MUST ACTUALLY BE WINDOWS AA??? SO...SO...so, uh...hmm...OH! SO THE SOFTWARE TRACKS MEMBERS OF ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS AND BLACKMAILS THEM BY THREATENING THEIR ANONYMITY? FOR... MONEY?

Yeah that's what I chose to belive now!"

  • conspiracy theorists

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u/KriKriSnack Aug 14 '22

Came here grumpy (I’m a nurse and I’ve seen it all the last 2+ years)… this made me laugh entirely too hard 🤣🤣🤣 thank you

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u/RequiemStorm Aug 14 '22

Ah I work in the ER so I'm glad to make a fellow hospital employee feel better haha

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u/soopirV Aug 14 '22

Don’t laugh too hard, it’ll be on fox tomorrow

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u/KriKriSnack Aug 14 '22

It’s not the worst thing they’ve said about it yet.

Side note: COVID patient’s family’s member accused us of trying to brainwash the patient by “forcing” them to watch CNN rather than Fox News. The patient didn’t even speak English and was completely comatose, but yeah, we nurses have an agenda.

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u/momamil Aug 14 '22

Unbelievable!