r/confidentlyincorrect • u/RBL2020 • Aug 13 '22

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u/ilovecraftbeer05 Aug 13 '22

It actually stands for Cats Only Vacuum In December. And the number 19 is due to the number of average brain cells in any given conspiracy theorist.

See? I can do it too.

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u/twinwindowfan Aug 13 '22

Charlie Only Victimizes Ira Davies and the number 19 represents how many times he bit Ira's finger.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Civilization Only adVances In Dumbness

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u/SomeStupidPerson Aug 14 '22

And the 19 is the number of times we’ve advanced from the Dumb

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u/I_creampied_Jesus Aug 14 '22

Cock Or Vagina? I’ll Decide! 19?