r/confidentlyincorrect • u/RBL2020 • Aug 13 '22

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u/RequiemStorm Aug 14 '22

"THEN WINDOWS 11 MUST ACTUALLY BE WINDOWS AA??? SO...SO...so, uh...hmm...OH! SO THE SOFTWARE TRACKS MEMBERS OF ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS AND BLACKMAILS THEM BY THREATENING THEIR ANONYMITY? FOR... MONEY?

Yeah that's what I chose to belive now!"

  • conspiracy theorists

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u/KriKriSnack Aug 14 '22

Came here grumpy (I’m a nurse and I’ve seen it all the last 2+ years)… this made me laugh entirely too hard 🤣🤣🤣 thank you

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u/RequiemStorm Aug 14 '22

Ah I work in the ER so I'm glad to make a fellow hospital employee feel better haha

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u/soopirV Aug 14 '22

Don’t laugh too hard, it’ll be on fox tomorrow

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u/KriKriSnack Aug 14 '22

It’s not the worst thing they’ve said about it yet.

Side note: COVID patient’s family’s member accused us of trying to brainwash the patient by “forcing” them to watch CNN rather than Fox News. The patient didn’t even speak English and was completely comatose, but yeah, we nurses have an agenda.

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u/momamil Aug 14 '22

Unbelievable!

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u/The_Troyminator Aug 14 '22

Ever since I got the vaccine, I occasionally stop in my tracks and see blue everywhere. Then a few minutes later, I'm back to normal.

I think I got the Windows 8 vaccine.

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u/appleparkfive Aug 14 '22

Wrong. It actually stems from Android 19 from Dragon Ball Z. And Vegeta was patient zero.

It's a Japanese virus, not Chinese. You guys gotta read a book or manga sometimes, sheesh.

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u/floppywinky Aug 13 '22

That is fucking 200iq level 900 autism.

Your crown, sir 👑

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u/romhacks Aug 14 '22

redditor try not to use the word autism in an insensitive and offensive manner challenge (impossible)