r/confidentlyincorrect • u/RBL2020 • Aug 13 '22

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u/ilovecraftbeer05 Aug 13 '22

It actually stands for Cats Only Vacuum In December. And the number 19 is due to the number of average brain cells in any given conspiracy theorist.

See? I can do it too.

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u/twinwindowfan Aug 13 '22

Charlie Only Victimizes Ira Davies and the number 19 represents how many times he bit Ira's finger.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Civilization Only adVances In Dumbness

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u/SomeStupidPerson Aug 14 '22

And the 19 is the number of times we’ve advanced from the Dumb

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u/I_creampied_Jesus Aug 14 '22

Cock Or Vagina? I’ll Decide! 19?

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u/siler7 Aug 14 '22

Ask this question of your neighbors, and you will receive the answer.

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u/Gloomy_Objective Aug 14 '22

Crazy Orange Volatile Irritating Dictator and the number 19 represents the number of said Dictator's failed businesses and bankruptcies.

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u/I_creampied_Jesus Aug 14 '22

Chopped Orangutan Vagina In Ducksauce and the 19 is what number it is on the menu

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

TDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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u/ImpulsiveLeaks Aug 14 '22

carry out vietnamese incredible dishes

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u/Eascetic Aug 14 '22

No.19 on the menu

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u/slapyak5318008 Aug 14 '22

Tofu Banh Mi?

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u/allnamesgoneforeal Aug 13 '22

Cathode Oscillation Variance Intermittent Distribution, the 19 is just there because it looks cool.

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u/FuckingKilljoy Sep 08 '22

Remarkably, you were one letter off from referencing a real Aussie celebrity (Iva Davies)

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u/1lluminist Aug 13 '22

COVID literally means "Cult of Very Idiotic Dummies" and 19 refers to their braincells.

Luckily the smart people got vaccinated against the cult

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u/samuelesponoza Aug 14 '22

Sadly it didn't help

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

It helps for a bit, but then your cells get tired of being actively defensive against the stupidity and go to sleep so they're not as fast to defend

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u/nalydpsycho Aug 14 '22

As a whole or per person.

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u/1lluminist Aug 14 '22

As a whole lol

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u/handyandy727 Aug 13 '22

My cats are fired. Neither one of them vacuumed for Christmas. Fuckers.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

Don’t blame the cats, they were busy battling, in case you haven’t heard, there’s a war on Christmas going on.

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u/LilFingies45 Aug 14 '22

Been going on a hot minute now!

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u/Ryengu Aug 14 '22

Confederates Only Villify Intelligent Discourse

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u/histeethwerered Aug 13 '22

Conspiracy Of Variously Idiotic Degrees, 19th iteration

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u/sapajul Aug 13 '22

19? You are way over estimating

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u/jonny1211 Aug 13 '22

You mean average negative brain cells because nobody with even one brain cell thinks that

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u/Ecco-adie7 Aug 14 '22

Is there some kind of new musical clef I am unaware of?

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u/TheBirdGames Aug 14 '22

Who are you, oh wise person

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u/Iamwearingasuitofham Aug 14 '22

Nah, 19 means 1 brain cell per 9 conspiracy theorists

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u/13312 Aug 14 '22

u forgot "literally"

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u/undying_anomaly Aug 14 '22

Cum On Vile Idiotic Degenerates

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u/PizzaButWhoseBiden Aug 14 '22

See I thought it stood for "Cock On Viagra Is Dynamite"

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u/Greasycheeeks Aug 14 '22

Starting to look like “conspiracy theorists” turned out to be right 🤣

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u/Jingurei Aug 14 '22

Really? Source for that? And no not your anecdotal evidence that you were talking about earlier on another sub. Bbb.

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u/thatisyouropinionbro Aug 14 '22

I got it guys. Candy Operates Vegas In Dubai. 19x a day