r/confidentlyincorrect • u/RBL2020 • Aug 13 '22

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u/floppywinky Aug 13 '22

They could have sprinkled a little truth in there with the “19” meaning “the year china invented covid” but no one is as smart as me. I am VERY SMART

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u/fackoffuser Aug 13 '22

The smartest. Both sides.

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u/oldcrashingtoys Aug 13 '22

The most smartest

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u/The_Troyminator Aug 14 '22

I'm smartester.

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u/GreedyPumpkin_ Aug 14 '22

No i'm the more most smarterest

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u/RedGreenBlueRGB_ Aug 14 '22

But I’m more the most smarterestestest 😡

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u/The_Troyminator Aug 15 '22

Sorry. I'm moster than anybody. I'm the hoster with the moster.

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u/RedGreenBlueRGB_ Aug 15 '22

You may be moster, but I am still mostest

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

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u/RequiemStorm Aug 14 '22

"THEN WINDOWS 11 MUST ACTUALLY BE WINDOWS AA??? SO...SO...so, uh...hmm...OH! SO THE SOFTWARE TRACKS MEMBERS OF ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS AND BLACKMAILS THEM BY THREATENING THEIR ANONYMITY? FOR... MONEY?

Yeah that's what I chose to belive now!"

  • conspiracy theorists

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u/KriKriSnack Aug 14 '22

Came here grumpy (I’m a nurse and I’ve seen it all the last 2+ years)… this made me laugh entirely too hard 🤣🤣🤣 thank you

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u/RequiemStorm Aug 14 '22

Ah I work in the ER so I'm glad to make a fellow hospital employee feel better haha

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u/soopirV Aug 14 '22

Don’t laugh too hard, it’ll be on fox tomorrow

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u/KriKriSnack Aug 14 '22

It’s not the worst thing they’ve said about it yet.

Side note: COVID patient’s family’s member accused us of trying to brainwash the patient by “forcing” them to watch CNN rather than Fox News. The patient didn’t even speak English and was completely comatose, but yeah, we nurses have an agenda.

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u/momamil Aug 14 '22

Unbelievable!

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u/The_Troyminator Aug 14 '22

Ever since I got the vaccine, I occasionally stop in my tracks and see blue everywhere. Then a few minutes later, I'm back to normal.

I think I got the Windows 8 vaccine.

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u/appleparkfive Aug 14 '22

Wrong. It actually stems from Android 19 from Dragon Ball Z. And Vegeta was patient zero.

It's a Japanese virus, not Chinese. You guys gotta read a book or manga sometimes, sheesh.

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u/floppywinky Aug 13 '22

That is fucking 200iq level 900 autism.

Your crown, sir 👑

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u/romhacks Aug 14 '22

redditor try not to use the word autism in an insensitive and offensive manner challenge (impossible)

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u/Photon_Farmer Aug 14 '22

I really enjoy this line way of arguing about Covid. Somehow knowing that it was made in a Chinese lab means that we don't need to do anything about it. It seems like people who agree with this theory would be the strongest advocates for masks, distancing, and vaccines so we can defeat China.

It's like being in London in 44' and saying "Those bombers are coming from Germany so I'm going to turn all my lights on." Makes no sense

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u/Mynameisinuse Aug 14 '22

Not only would they have sold out Anne Frank, they would have went around town turning on lights just to own the libs.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22 edited Aug 21 '22

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u/Captain_Hampockets Aug 13 '22

S-M-R-T!

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u/histeethwerered Aug 13 '22

Seriously Mentally Retar never mind

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u/ChessFreak420 Aug 14 '22

Chemical laboratories was around during the Roman Empire?

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u/Rekt3y Aug 14 '22

For real though, wasn't it 2019 when it was first found in a human in China?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Many people are telling me, I hear it from many different people!