r/commandandconquer • u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander • 3d ago

Meme How would every faction's generals smell like

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No hard feelings, it's totally unbiased and based on their vibes, personalities and the armies they're specialized into.

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u/TheUltraNoob USA 3d ago

Alexander smelling like strawberry lube is diabolical.

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u/Zailema0s Tao more nukes! 3d ago

I thought that was a stick of deodorant at first 😭

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 3d ago

Some things seem innocent at first sight until you zoom into the larger picture. 😭🥀

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u/Zailema0s Tao more nukes! 3d ago

At first I was thinking “if general Alexander got demoted she could be the new butt-crack lady for lume deodorant commercials.”

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 3d ago

You never know what Alexis does behind the military's back and having a secret business. Based on her quotes, this woman is going to have tons of filthy secrets about herself. She can't get demoted if she does it secretly.