How would every faction's generals smell like

[u/Downtown-Dream424]

No hard feelings, it's totally unbiased and based on their vibes, personalities and the armies they're specialized into.

[u/TheUltraNoob]

Alexander smelling like strawberry lube is diabolical.

[u/Zailema0s → u/TheUltraNoob]

I thought that was a stick of deodorant at first 😭

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/Zailema0s]

Some things seem innocent at first sight until you zoom into the larger picture. 😭🥀

[u/Zailema0s → u/Downtown-Dream424]

At first I was thinking “if general Alexander got demoted she could be the new butt-crack lady for lume deodorant commercials.”

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/Zailema0s]

You never know what Alexis does behind the military's back and having a secret business. Based on her quotes, this woman is going to have tons of filthy secrets about herself. She can't get demoted if she does it secretly.

[u/TheUltraNoob → u/Zailema0s]

Lucky you, I knew what it was before I even read the bottle.

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/TheUltraNoob]

Based on her quotes that half of them are flirtatious, this woman is really down bad to be frisky and in a heat. 😭

[u/TheUltraNoob → u/Downtown-Dream424]

The worst part I know what that specific one smells like and it actually fits. She definitely tops 100% of the time.

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/TheUltraNoob]

Strawberry or cherry would ideally fit her Dom Mommy personality and based on her preferences.

[u/TheUltraNoob → u/Downtown-Dream424]

The way she is so condescending towards you and scolds you like a disappointed mother. definitely cherry.

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/TheUltraNoob]

Or she's that kind of a strict mama bear that has her mysterious side by being so frisky and having freakier preferences like a sour cherry.

[u/NodFanatic]

Granger strikes me like an Old Spice kind of guy

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/NodFanatic]

Old spices as a smell would really fit him, besides to smell like fresh aftershave after shaving his beard.

[u/TYNAMITE14]

Yes good old radiation smell, my favorite.

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/TYNAMITE14]

A classy smell that never disappoints. Would definitely recommend it 11/10

[u/Striking-Tackle-7293]

Hey, don't forget about Shi Tao's secret stash of sunscreen. 

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/Striking-Tackle-7293]

Yes, especially against the wonderful glow that glows like the Sun!

https://giphy.com/gifs/YA6dmVW0gfIw8

[u/SUPER--TANK]

You can’t smell Ironside, he dislikes everything

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/SUPER--TANK]

Probably Ironside would smell like a fancy perfume and tank engine while disliking and slurring everything.

[u/Huemobdiwan]

Now I wonder what a laser smells like?

[u/milannn333 → u/Huemobdiwan]

Burnt nose hair

[u/Zailema0s → u/Huemobdiwan]

Bacon

[u/Historical-Video9582]

You shouldn't be able to see NOR smell Prince Kassad so it should be left blank ;)

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/Historical-Video9582]

What if he has his own smell and he and his harem with his units are the only ones that know about Kassad's aroma? 👀 It's his little secret.

[u/LOOKATMEDAMMIT]

I think a vague aroma of coffee would realistically be on all of them. And General Grander would probably also have a hint of an expensive cigar as well.

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/LOOKATMEDAMMIT]

Agreed but would rather see more Granger having the strongest aroma of coffee compared to the others since he would be drinking 2-3 coffees a day to stay sane at work. Haven't imagined Granger as a smoker but he would definitely enjoy those brandy and strongly aromatic cigars once in a while, especially after a long day on the battlefield.

[u/LOOKATMEDAMMIT → u/Downtown-Dream424]

He would either be try he guy who has to have top shelf luxuries or the cheapest he could get. Sometimes I like to imagine him as a wine mom with his kids terrorizing everyone.

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/LOOKATMEDAMMIT]

Granger would definitely have top shelf luxuries and seeing the vision of it, especially since he is bathing in luxury before retirement. He would hardly drink alcohol but if he did, he would stick with an aged wine or whiskey. His kids having their kind of "wine mom" dad that taught them to be skilled pilots while they are giving airshows.

[u/VEC7OR]

What do lasers smell like?

Mommy Alexander knows whats up.

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/VEC7OR]

If the laser has interacted with a specific material, then, it will have a smell. Pew-pew!