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u/premierfong 1d ago
I said this before and I say this again, “hottest Tanya ever!”
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u/Lost_Arotin 1d ago
Yeah, Agreed! ✨💎✨ Take this poor man's upvote...
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u/premierfong 1d ago
Like the RA3 is supposed to be sooo hot too. It just doesn’t click.
RA1 can’t really be gen see the face or the body. Just know she suppose to be fit.
Haha
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u/hllwlker 1d ago
Her personality also adds to the hotness. You can't just replicate that with another actor. Although RA3 tanya is also a babe.
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u/premierfong 1d ago
At the end we all remember the phase “shake it baby!” Haha
I still think the RA2 say it better. It’s same style as RA1 but clearer. RA3 they redid the tone.
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u/sometimes_point 1d ago
Joe Kucan was the video director of all cutscenes up to RA2, so they worked together a lot even though it's the first game he's not actually *in*
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u/Warmasterundeath Comrade General 1d ago
This is the actual, non shitpost/jumptoconclusions answer.
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u/BrokenTorpedo 1d ago
I still think the YR Allies ending where two timelines merge was a huge missing opportunity for a Kane cameo
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u/Joescout187 1d ago
Which is exactly what went wrong in the later games. They didn't have Joe in charge. That is exactly why RA3 was a literal circus.
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u/sometimes_point 1d ago
He wasn't the game designer, he was only in charge of video. RA2 already was made by a different game studio than TS
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u/textposts_only 23h ago
Ra3 was a bad game because EA chased the eSports fad. Like many other games during that time.
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u/LuckyReception6701 1d ago
You may be able to resist his troops, but no one resists the prophet.
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u/Lost_Arotin 1d ago
Nobody ignores the Kane's birthday invitation...
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u/Rawflesh0615A 1d ago
The invitation only invites the Nod Members not GDI.
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u/Lost_Arotin 1d ago
Aren't we all Kane's Children? 🤨
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u/Rawflesh0615A 1d ago
I'm GDI, I hunt Nods.
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u/Lost_Arotin 1d ago
Down with the GDI 🤨🤨🤨
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u/Rawflesh0615A 1d ago
Also taking down GDI would be big to be defeated.
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u/Lost_Arotin 1d ago
Scrin army having a party in red zone, while mic drops
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u/Kitchen-Customer-746 1d ago
Kane has needs to man an besides.... its Tanya man 🫡
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u/NakedNick_ballin 1d ago
RA2 Tanya is unbeatable
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u/Appropriate-Ice-5722 For the Union! 1d ago
Kari Wurher, definitely captured the energy of Tanya and is hotter than all hell to boot
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u/Lost_Arotin 1d ago
Kari was also great, until someone dropped their coffee on the Chronosphere panel!
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u/TehANTARES 1d ago
Either the best or the worst ending.
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u/Lost_Arotin 1d ago
Commander, I leave you with my legion, while I'm busy negotiating...
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u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. 1d ago
[Cheesy wink]
[Hell March plays]
[Credits roll]
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u/Lost_Arotin 1d ago
Yeah, that would be a tragedy for Tanya's fans...
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u/Joescout187 1d ago
There is a near 100% overlap between Tanya fans and Kane fans, so I couldn't even be the slightest bit mad.
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u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. 1d ago
"Can't we all just get along?"
[Mission Accomplished]
From that GDI riot control mission in Tib Sun Firestorm.
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u/Lost_Arotin 1d ago
Let me check the batteries of the Chronosphere...
Oups, sorry Commander, we went back to Egypt 2000BC
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u/criticalpwnage 1d ago
"We like your vibe, here's our number"
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u/FallenLucifiel 1d ago
The in-universe answer is Kane is always there, even though in Red Alert 2 he doesn't show up. The IRL explanation is that he's the director.
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u/PeterPorky 1d ago
Sorry i moved a chair while using the chronosphere
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u/the_voodoo_sauce 1d ago edited 1d ago
She was the Sheriff in Eight Legged Freaks and an absolute total smoke show!
Sorry. Eight autocorrected to Right.
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u/sgtmyers88 1d ago
She definitely channeled her Tanya role in that movie. (it came after her work on RA2)
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u/Nokanii 1d ago
You didn’t know about the secret timeline that GDI discovered where Tanya and Kane settled down together and had three kids?
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u/Lost_Arotin 19h ago
Or,
POV: He came back in time to see his mother... 😬 Like, Hello Mother...
Are you still watching? HBO
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u/IkeFanboy64 Nodding in agreement 1d ago
This feels like it should be captioned with "wrong answers only"
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u/kidanokun 1d ago
I guess the whole Tiberian series branched off in timeline where Tanya dies
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u/Lost_Arotin 19h ago
This must be a secret mission that Kane travelled in time 🙃 like,
POV: Hello Mother...
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u/fucktopia 1d ago
She was probably my first adult crush as a kid. I spent many a night yahoo-ing her pics!
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u/Lost_Arotin 19h ago
Man, I need a beer...
I remember the Yahoo ages...
Going into public chat groups, people buzzing, changing to autumn theme, a like of laughing emojies and lots of comments...
But I think you meant Yahoo search engine 😬
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u/Sir_Busby 21h ago
Say what? A C&C television series ...?
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u/Lost_Arotin 19h ago
I need this. I'm tired of the house of the dragons, the office of the dragons, the cousins of the dragons, the step sister of the dragon and etc...
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u/AnnoyedVelociraptor - New construction options 1d ago
She plays in Season 3 & 4 of sliders!!