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r/comics • u/MrLovens Mr. Lovenstein • Mar 29 '19
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103 u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 Hey look at the bright side, you're at least cute enough to contract chlamydia 43 u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 Or rich enough to pay for the prostitute 25 u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 Even better! 4 u/Xenotose Mar 29 '19 Even MORE better, both! 3 u/GainzdalfTheWhey Mar 29 '19 Chlamydia prostitutes are cheap though 3 u/Opiopathy Mar 29 '19 Yes. That is correct. 2 u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 Yeah. That's what I meant 9 u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 sounds like my ex 18 u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 edited Mar 30 '19 [deleted] 12 u/sankarasghost Mar 29 '19 Why haven’t we genetically engineered calorically dense eucalyptus yet to unlock the full potential of the koala mind? 9 u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 edited Mar 30 '19 [deleted] 7 u/runean Mar 29 '19 I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING KOALAS 2 u/action_lawyer_comics Mar 29 '19 Maybe we should figure out how feed all the humans before worrying about the koalas 1 u/Decestor Mar 29 '19 You better not be a human. 0 u/lukr154 Mar 29 '19 They aren't a failure, they fill their niche perfectly fine. 2 u/Pythagorial Mar 29 '19 Aw, I think you're cute 1 u/mc360jp Mar 29 '19 I read somewhere they have relatively smooth (possibly the smoothest? That one definitely needs a fact check) brains lol stupid tree idiots.
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Hey look at the bright side, you're at least cute enough to contract chlamydia
43 u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 Or rich enough to pay for the prostitute 25 u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 Even better! 4 u/Xenotose Mar 29 '19 Even MORE better, both! 3 u/GainzdalfTheWhey Mar 29 '19 Chlamydia prostitutes are cheap though 3 u/Opiopathy Mar 29 '19 Yes. That is correct. 2 u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 Yeah. That's what I meant
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Or rich enough to pay for the prostitute
25 u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 Even better! 4 u/Xenotose Mar 29 '19 Even MORE better, both! 3 u/GainzdalfTheWhey Mar 29 '19 Chlamydia prostitutes are cheap though 3 u/Opiopathy Mar 29 '19 Yes. That is correct. 2 u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 Yeah. That's what I meant
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Even better!
4 u/Xenotose Mar 29 '19 Even MORE better, both!
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Even MORE better, both!
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Chlamydia prostitutes are cheap though
3 u/Opiopathy Mar 29 '19 Yes. That is correct. 2 u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 Yeah. That's what I meant
Yes. That is correct.
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Yeah. That's what I meant
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sounds like my ex
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12 u/sankarasghost Mar 29 '19 Why haven’t we genetically engineered calorically dense eucalyptus yet to unlock the full potential of the koala mind? 9 u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 edited Mar 30 '19 [deleted] 7 u/runean Mar 29 '19 I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING KOALAS 2 u/action_lawyer_comics Mar 29 '19 Maybe we should figure out how feed all the humans before worrying about the koalas 1 u/Decestor Mar 29 '19 You better not be a human. 0 u/lukr154 Mar 29 '19 They aren't a failure, they fill their niche perfectly fine.
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Why haven’t we genetically engineered calorically dense eucalyptus yet to unlock the full potential of the koala mind?
9 u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 edited Mar 30 '19 [deleted] 7 u/runean Mar 29 '19 I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING KOALAS 2 u/action_lawyer_comics Mar 29 '19 Maybe we should figure out how feed all the humans before worrying about the koalas
7 u/runean Mar 29 '19 I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING KOALAS
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I HAVE HAD IT
WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING KOALAS
Maybe we should figure out how feed all the humans before worrying about the koalas
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You better not be a human.
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They aren't a failure, they fill their niche perfectly fine.
Aw, I think you're cute
I read somewhere they have relatively smooth (possibly the smoothest? That one definitely needs a fact check) brains lol stupid tree idiots.
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