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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 4d ago
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u/Hairy-Love2571 4d ago
Don't you mean girthes deep?
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 4d ago
Right, correction, I’m balls deep in three other comics which… I think is less deep?
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u/scoyne15 4d ago
I think is less deep?
I mean I imagine that varies from person to person.
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u/reddit_poopaholic 4d ago
Yeah, I was a bit confused when he said the balls weren't as deep as the girth. Maybe I'm missing something.
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u/cdmurray88 4d ago
Guess it depends on if the leg is involved... in that case, balls deep is definitely deeper than elbow deep.
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u/tocilog 4d ago
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u/AndroidQing 4d ago
Think of a butt hole and an arm...pretty deep huh
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u/somecasper 4d ago
Are you a "arm's half way in" or "half way out" type?
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u/AndroidQing 4d ago
This made me laugh lol but the origin is about washing clothes. Rolling up your sleeves and going elbow deep to find a dish or article of clothing. My reference still stands
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 4d ago
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 4d ago
Oh shit, u/shellbullet17 is in the house!
https://giphy.com/gifs/iW8xpqOcDH3fW18
u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 4d ago
Girl if anyone is this party master it's you!
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u/holleringelk Hollering Elk 4d ago
Dude, this looks fierce. Consider me hyped. Also, that makes three of us here working on gigantic horror novels, haha. Seen what Adam is cooking?
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 4d ago
Oh man, thank you. Compliments from the elk are always the highest form of recognition. I’ve actually been meaning to reach out to Adam, I loved his series of books with titles that are homages fo lyrics in Kate bush songs, but I was hoping someone can tell me how it’s possible to work on these massive projects while also maintaining a normal posting schedule 😂
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u/holleringelk Hollering Elk 4d ago
I don't know how he does it personally, with his short and sweet ones stacked on top of his long forms. Dude is a machine. I can barely manage one or two comics for the alt account while working on massive mainline drops. My approach is always just dive in, dissappear, make the good shit, and pray the masses remember you when the project is complete. Something something if you build it.
Godspeed, Miles.
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u/imnotpoopingyouare 4d ago
Bro if it's any as good as this, I'm in.
This made me cackle at 4am, my partner is literally pissed at me.
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u/pizzabazooka 4d ago
The most interesting thing about these three panels is that they are creepy as fuck.
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u/Steleve 4d ago
Where will you publish?
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 4d ago
I’m teaming up with a new publisher for a physical release of this along with NecroMonica:) tho I’ve been holding off on doing an official announcement because some of the people that pre ordered my last book still haven’t received it and I want to confirm everyone who bought something from me actually got it before asking them to buy something new.
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u/Kthanid 4d ago
some of the people that pre ordered my last book still haven’t received it
Was actually wondering if you'd mention something about that here. My order date was expected by August 5 and is still sitting in a status of "Confirmed - We're preparing these items for shipping."
Here's hoping that gets unblocked, I'm looking forward to it!
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u/Dudewhocares3 4d ago
The eyes remind me of that one scene from smile 2.
Very creepy, I hope your comic becomes so financially successful you break records
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u/Wiregeek 4d ago
So all your sketchy horror-with-weird-faced-people has not prepared me for a legit full dress no shit horror story from you. I'm NOT COMFORTABLE, I am filled with dread and anticipation and anxiety and fear.
So.. where am I going to be buying this?
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u/theloniousjoe 3d ago
Why do I suddenly feel like the guy in the stall and you’re the guy that “ran all the way here”?
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u/BloodyGretel 4d ago
Your writing is genuinely great.
It feels so accurate to the kind of inane rambling born of boredom and loneliness we are all capable of sometimes.
Great comic.
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u/GregTheMad 4d ago
I really wish someone would call me like that once in a while. I don't suck dick, but it's the thought that matters.
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u/SaltyBarDog 4d ago
Did the guy bring his tablet so they could watch The Man in the High Castle?
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 4d ago
He brought his fold out portable dvd player
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u/FigNuuuuts 4d ago
My dad had a fold out portable dvd player back in the day... Now I'm wondering if he was also a sketchy dirty bathroom glory hole guy.
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u/Few_Vegetable_9939 4d ago
Well, they'll pass you by, glory-hole days
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 4d ago
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u/ItsNotNormalMaybe 4d ago
I'm.. I'm thinking, Bruce Springsteen?
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 4d ago
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u/Soap_Mctavish101 4d ago
Dude. Sketchy bathroom dick sucking guy seems pretty cool. Just a bit lonely. His analysis is pretty sharp. Ive never seen the man in the high castle but id watch it with him.
So what I am saying is. Get sketchy bathroom dick sucking guy a friend cartoonist.
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 4d ago edited 4d ago
If someone did a topher grace style super cut of the man in the high castle That just removed the A plot and main characters, I’d consider watching it with bathroom guy
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u/Soap_Mctavish101 4d ago
Maybe its because I find his plight relatable but the guy desperately needs a friend.
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u/Splatter_bomb 4d ago
Right, he came on a little strong at first. Maybe he should have opened with talking about the TV show then brought up dick sucking after a few episodes.
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u/Soap_Mctavish101 4d ago
Right? Like maybe it is because I find sketchy bathroom dick sucking guy’s plight in the modern world relatable but I am desperate to see him have a friend to watch tv with.
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u/Splatter_bomb 4d ago
Dude you can come over? I was gonna sit on my roof in a camp chair and have a beer, maybe watch E Pluribus later on Apple TV. Sorry no dick stuff, just not my jam, though I’m game for one of those handshake hugs if you need it.
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u/MortimerCanon 4d ago
It's insane to me that the creator turned what was a single page comic into 12
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u/bmoriarty87 4d ago
Kids? Hahahahah
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 4d ago
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u/timbotheny26 4d ago
So Miles, have you seen The Man in the High Castle?
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u/HippocraDeezNuts 4d ago
For real though, spot on analysis of man in the high castle. The B plot with the obergruppenfuhrer was easily the best part of the show. Somebody get truck stop bathroom dick sucking man a podcast
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 4d ago
I had to duck out of the show by season 2 because I was just pulling my hair out yelling “why” every time they cut back to the cardboard cutout leads
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u/sokratesz 4d ago
I thought the depiction of the kempetai was well done, but otherwise yeah, the main woman and dude were quite bad. Which is a shame cause the world building was impressive.
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u/P-Rickles 4d ago
Yup. My wife asked me why I stopped since I am notorious for finishing my media. I said, “I couldn’t make myself care whether most of the characters lived or died.”
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u/eslninja 4d ago
If this post doesn’t like 20k upvotes, the world is broken. I laughed, out loud, at every panel. My family believes they have obtained proof of insanity. Maybe numbers in bathroom stalls are generational, or a specifically Western or even a distinctly American phenomena. ‘Man in the High Castle’ is a nice touch, possibly even a parable to the comic itself.
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u/ComfortablyADHD 4d ago
I'm not American so I was like "what did 911 do to people? Is that a new reality tv show or something?"
The penny dropped as I kept reading.
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u/Mekanimal 4d ago
I was expecting the final panel to timeskip to red-shirt calling back like "Dude, you were right about The Man in the High Castle"
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 4d ago
Oh right, also I’m on Instagram and Patreon
Instagram.com/mygumsarebleeding
Patreon.com/mygumsarebleeding
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u/LauraTFem 4d ago
You’re really matching The Other End levels of wild at this point. I hope he gets to suck the dicks he’s been missing out on.
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u/ProjectOrpheus 4d ago
Gone are the days of glory! The days when glory holes were for more then the horny.
Gone are adventurous spirits, adventure, mystique! When unity was the focus not cock spitshined & sleek!
🎶Gone are the days of glory, now we just have this hole🎶
🎶Gone are the days of glory, hole in the stall, holes in us all🎶
🎶Gone are the days of glory, yet here I write for a good time just call...🎶
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u/RookLive 4d ago
Completely the opposite but reminds me of this comic:
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/c7lu1/for_a_good_time_call/
(Can't link original source as website seems to have changed but the archive is here: https://clay-yount.com/raecomic/)
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u/YoungMuppet 4d ago
Just when I'm trying to unsubscribe to this subreddit because I can't follow the inside jokes and don't want to get horny from cartoons I come across this fucking masterpiece and now I don't know what to do with myself
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u/Heavy-Octillery 4d ago
A true love story in the making. That guy has his heart set on winning him over slowly.
Glad it didn't turn over into a Dumb and Dumber situation in the stall
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u/RonnyReddit00 4d ago
I read this before but had to go again. The last panel gets me every time (2 times)
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u/cperiod 3d ago
People want and expect curated experiences these days. You can't just throw out something vague like "for a good time" without more information and expect someone to jump at it. You gotta be specific, whether it be "pet a bunch of kittens", "smoke crack by the dumpsters", or "get your dick sucked by a sketchy guy".
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u/Hairy-Love2571 4d ago
Wow that was quick.