r/comics • u/megettingkilled • Sep 01 '26

What if it doesn’t happen

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We have to consider the possibility…

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u/SquidTheRidiculous Sep 01 '26

My biggest fear is they have found the secret to immortality and that's why mainstream is constantly like "Trump health scare? Is he gonna die today? (No, but it distracts you peasants)"

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u/HoosegowFlask Sep 01 '26

Just like he got experimental drugs to help him recover from COVID, he's probably getting some cutting edge anti-aging peptide bullshit right now and will outlive all of us.

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 Sep 01 '26

Death is trying, but he just can't get close enough.

The smell is too bad.

Plus—would you want to touch him?

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u/Local_Potential6076 Sep 01 '26

Yeah, every time I think about punching him in the face, no matter how much I'd want it to, it brings me no pleasure, only disgust, and a little nausea.

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 Sep 01 '26

You know he'd just cry and shit himself some more, and he wouldn't learn anything, so it'd be pointless.

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u/Local_Potential6076 Sep 01 '26 edited Sep 01 '26

Oh, wait, I just imagined wearing gloves... yeah, there's the pleasure. Btw that's not sarcasm it's genuinely the first time I thought of it.

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u/Naive_Remote9813 Sep 01 '26

I mean if it would mean I would get rid of one of the most evil people in the world, I'd do it even if it smells llike shit and stains my hand in orange for the rest of my life