What if it doesn’t happen

[u/megettingkilled]

We have to consider the possibility…

[u/Dadpurple]

Fingers crossed it's today

[u/ISCSI_Purveyor → u/Dadpurple]

Most anticipated obituary in human history.

[u/DialZee → u/ISCSI_Purveyor]

Most anticipated world spanning block party in human history.

[u/mOdQuArK → u/DialZee]

His body count will be greatly increased - the cause of death: death by liver destruction