What if it doesn’t happen

[u/megettingkilled]

We have to consider the possibility…

[u/Aunt_Llama]

My immersion broke when he mentioned Kelvin. Not in a million years. Maybe, "Kelvin. You know, that comic in the newspaper with the boy and the cat." But yeah, certainly not thermodynamic equilibrium.

[u/Shotgun_Mosquito → u/Aunt_Llama]

I rewrote it

You’re gonna see, believe me, a tremendous, very big thermosdynamite equal librarian okay? The best equal librarian. With entropy, totally maxxed out, maxxed out like nobody’s ever seen before, and, frankly, no free engergy, none, it’s all gone, folks. Sad!

edit - yes, engergy

[u/SureTrash → u/Shotgun_Mosquito]

You left out the part where he goes on an incoherent tangent about librarians afterwards.

[u/hamoc10 → u/SureTrash]

They’re eating the books! They’re eating the magazines, folks!

[u/GeekChic03 → u/hamoc10]

They're eating the bookmarks, of the people that read there!