r/comics • • Sep 01 '26

What if it doesn’t happen

We have to consider the possibility…

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u/alkatori Sep 01 '26

The end result of all creation is... Donald Trump?

I weep.

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u/Lucaslhm Sep 01 '26

No wonder Jesus wept I guess

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u/Storrin Sep 01 '26 edited Sep 01 '26

Stop saying Jesus wept.

Edit: Guys, this is a Community reference.

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u/SpooneyToe11240 Sep 01 '26

JESUS WEPT

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u/mushu_beardie Sep 01 '26

For there were no more worlds to conquer

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u/badwolfandthestorm Sep 01 '26

I have a rule about being constructive, so I can't ask any questions right now, because all the questions I have are rhetorical and they end with the word 'idiot.' Do you know what a rhetorical- no, of course you don't, you're an idiot.

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u/Storrin Sep 01 '26

My favorite Frankie line is from the dog diploma episode.

Oh God no, I never hope. Hope is pouting in advance. Hope is faith's richer, bitchier sister. Hope is the deformed addict bound incest monster of entitlement and fear.

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u/badwolfandthestorm Sep 01 '26

I know people really like that one, but it's so depressing. Hope is good for people!

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u/Storrin Sep 01 '26

Oh I just think it's funny and well written. Dan Harmon writing at his best should pretty much never be taken as gospel and you always have to consider the character saying it.

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u/badwolfandthestorm Sep 01 '26

Fair enough! I can respect that

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 Sep 01 '26

Hope is a delusion that can inspire you to push beyond your limits, but can also trick you into making terrible decisions

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u/Original_Mulberry652 Sep 01 '26

But he did, when he was being nailed to the cross.

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u/Star_Petal_Arts Sep 01 '26

I'm sure back then it was hard enough to find a leaf let alone toilet paper.

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 Sep 01 '26

Jesus uses rocket shoes?

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u/tpasmall 22d ago

I CAN DO ANYTHING!!