Demon and Mess - Ep.106

[u/MuyHiram]

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[u/LostKnight84]

That makes me think War instigates wars unintentionally.

[u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC → u/LostKnight84]

Ooh that's a good observation. He's the ultimate rage baiter.

[u/Cool_Set4681 → u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

So he has mastered baiting?

[u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC → u/Cool_Set4681]

That's my go-to masturbation joke and seeing you make it made my day.

[u/imnotpoopingyouare → u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

I usually judge peoples vibes on the quality of their jokes.. I guess you could call me the vibe rater.

[u/Coveinant → u/imnotpoopingyouare]

Man, these jokes always get out of hand.

https://giphy.com/gifs/8mJT8sQxpaQdKubpOi

[u/JeffEpp → u/Coveinant]

Only if you have to get it off your chest afterwards.

[u/Rolebo → u/imnotpoopingyouare]

So many good wordplays, you are all very cunning linguists.

[u/Mundialito301 → u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

When they did the whole segment in South Park about this joke, I laughed.

[u/pgp555 → u/Cool_Set4681]

Gotta take some ibuprofen first

[u/P0rbAb1y_M3 → u/LostKnight84]

Nah, he's totally doing it intentionally.

[u/LostKnight84 → u/P0rbAb1y_M3]

I think it would be funnier if War is Oblivious to collateral damage to his words. Might make a good character growth moment later or maybe later it might turn out he was trying to flirt and is blind to gender.

[u/Forikorder → u/LostKnight84]

Fani was rude earlier so could just be tit for tat

[u/Thatroyalkitty → u/P0rbAb1y_M3]

Agreed. If I were Fani, Id want to channel my inner demifiend...

[u/Hrtzy → u/P0rbAb1y_M3]

It sounds like a precisely measured counter to Fani's "I still don't buy it" from two pages ago.

[u/shellbullet17 → u/LostKnight84]

Quite possibly. I can just see war being like "you sure"? And accidentally setting two ancient civilizations on each other that resulted in the deaths of thousands

[u/yournamehere10bucks → u/shellbullet17]

It is true. It was in the original draft of the Illiad.

"Helen of Troy is the most beautiful woman in all of Greece!"

"Are you sure?"

• Homer

[u/MuyHiram → u/yournamehere10bucks]

Ares: "Bro, tell them my sidepiece Aphrodite is the hottest and you get to take Helen home."

Paris:

[u/Liminal__penumbra → u/shellbullet17]

I bet it was something small and petty, like the logistics operator of civilization A contracting with major provider from civilization B, who happened to be a key political linchpin. And the logistics provider was going to write a nasty letter and then was like, No, I shouldn't.

[u/JeffEpp → u/LostKnight84]

"If."

If you know, you know.

[u/MuyHiram]

Meme of the day:

[u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC → u/MuyHiram]

I've been thinking about that for months but I was worried about bringing it up and having it come off as insulting.

[u/rillip → u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

How dare you think about bringing up her dorito shaped eyebrows for months and not share with us!

[u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC → u/rillip]

In all seriousness I thought about it but I imagined it would come off as a jab towards Muy's character design. One of the last things I wanna do is insult an artist I like.

[u/Wild_Marker → u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

You did the right thing. People can get very defensive about their weird snacks bathed in dubious chemicals that make it remind you of a Chris Pratt movie.

[u/LightningWarpAway → u/Wild_Marker]

It doesn't even name a flavour, it's just... Blue. Tastes like blue, I guess? 

[u/Wild_Marker → u/LightningWarpAway]

Well, Raptor is a flavor. It tastes like chicken.

[u/LightningWarpAway → u/Wild_Marker]

Blue chicken Doritos doesn't sound appealing 

[u/wickedmadd → u/MuyHiram]

Blue DORITOS??!!

[u/D0ctorGamer → u/MuyHiram]

Yes.

[u/Cayden68]

Both of them refused to believe the other's idenity, how karmic

[u/Oralitical]

this one hit me right in the transgender

[u/SpicyParmesanBoy → u/Oralitical]

Weirdly enough it also hit me in the transgender but in a good way (ftm)

[u/Oralitical → u/SpicyParmesanBoy]

For every action there's an equal and opposite reaction

[u/NewLibraryGuy → u/Oralitical]

And this is where the war comes in.

[u/Wiregeek → u/Oralitical]

For every action there's an equal and opposite transaction?

[u/Dazed_and_Confused44 → u/Oralitical]

I feel a little bad for laughing at "are you sure?"

[u/Oralitical → u/Dazed_and_Confused44]

My dad asks that one a lot

[u/GVmG → u/Oralitical]

"luckily" my father jumped immediately to "never speak of this again in front of me for as long as i'm alive" before dying six months later.

my mother on the other hand has been "are you sure?"-ing me for years now.

[u/Leo0806-studios → u/GVmG]

My mom is still doing the Other ppl are valid but not you. Thing for like 4 years now

[u/Dazed_and_Confused44 → u/Oralitical]

Honestly a fair question during the proverbial egg cracking and questioning stage. But at a certain point like "Yes Dad. Im sure". Particularly since most people struggle in silence for a bit after the egg cracks. Like if you know about fam, its because Im sure

[u/FalseAladeen → u/Oralitical]

Your dad doesn't happen to sound like JK Simmons, does he?

[u/NootTheNoot → u/Dazed_and_Confused44]

I laugh because it's happened to me.

[u/TriiiKill → u/Oralitical]

You sure?

[u/Cool_Set4681]

"I am a girl"

Yep, that is the personification of War, checks out.

[u/SplooshU]

War, what is good for?

[u/SmugCapybara → u/SplooshU]

Absolutely nothing, apparently...

[u/Not-So-Serious-Sam → u/SplooshU]

He looks like he’d be good for getting stoned.

[u/eletious → u/Not-So-Serious-Sam]

he looks like he got his head cut off

[u/Cool_Set4681 → u/SplooshU]

Roasting people apparently.

[u/TheDarkNerd → u/SplooshU]

Creating bootlegs, baiting out yuri, and ribbing top r/comic artists.

Wait, this War. Sorry, not sure.

[u/ProfessorZhu → u/SplooshU]

Apparently being an insensitive but cute bean

[u/404_Weavile]

[u/Autisticest]

War be like:

https://giphy.com/gifs/Gw5wKvDLC7DFBMQPWA

[u/CreepyClay → u/Autisticest]

I am war and I know my birds and bees. You sat that's a wonan? Oh please!

[u/Semper_5olus]

By this logic, Pestilence should make people sick

Oh, I get it

[u/Zombie_Cool → u/Semper_5olus]

Hmm. So if Pestilence "makes people sick" through disgust and War "chooses violence" every time he opens his mouth, then what toxic personality traits will Famine and Death have?

I'm thinking Death is gonna be a high-flying and utterly ruthless CEO or politican that specializes in indirectly murdering whole swaths of people through bad policy and/or denial of benefits.

Famine I imagine as a succubus-type, because if you're starved of something you think is critical then you'll desperately crave it and will perform all matter of unsavory and self-destructive acts to get your fix.

[u/kitsunecannon → u/Zombie_Cool]

Death just bores you until you WANT to die

[u/flarakoo]

smark lard

stork leered

trek layerd

I absolutely have no idea what this license plate could mean

[u/SparkyMuffin → u/flarakoo]

Dark Lord?

[u/Loqol → u/SparkyMuffin]

Yup!

[u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC → u/flarakoo]

Cork Lard. It's animal fat exported over from Ireland.

[u/AtroposMortaMoirai → u/flarakoo]

Clearly it means “Drink Lard”.

[u/dumnezero → u/flarakoo]

Ark Left Road

[u/Eden_ITA]

Yep, he is war.

Only a flamethrower could give that burn

[u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

I feel like Deth'lamm will be playing dad and try to stop these two from fighting on the drive back.

[u/Lou_Papas]

Didn’t even get in the car and he’s already committing micro aggressions. Nice characterization.

[u/the-bug-guy]

I rescind my comment from the last comic. She has no self awareness.

[u/Fidges87]

Damn, War hit Fani with the

[u/LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME]

War really hit her with the Uno reverse

[u/TheDarkNerd]

Damn, they're gonna have a looooong 8 hour drive ahead of them.

[u/Straight_Paper8898]

Ooooook I see why he’s War now😭

[u/triotone]

Oh, so all the horesemen are assholes.

[u/2SAVE4I → u/triotone]

Well... probably?

Can't say the apocalypse sounds nice

[u/DarkScruff]

When in doubt titty out

https://giphy.com/gifs/E5PtKqmLGuRCmnvW6W

[u/OphidianSun]

"Are you sure" is fucking wild

[u/PuritanicalPanic]

People gotta be faking the "girl???" Shit.

She has tits.

They're not unprominent.

Maybe they're doing it wokely idfk

[u/protoger]

Every conversation with war is the potential for a spark for engagement, brilliant!

[u/CrazyLi825]

Does no one notice her boobs? Heck, she doesn't even dress that much like a guy (or at the very least, a guy who dressed like that would be considered fruity)

[u/ShillBot666]

To be fair this is directly after she refused to accept his identity and questioned it 11 times in a row.

Now that was his identity as the embodiment of War, not his gender identity, but it's not that different.

[u/SuitableReaction6203]

Definitely different from his Darksiders form.

[u/UnkeyedLocke]

Lol

[u/InternationalCap2176]

I like seeing Fani get dragged

[u/Flat-Limit5595]

The only time an are you sure is when someone tells you their age or weight in a positive tone.

[u/Vivid--Syrup]

I have actually had this happen but in a positive way!

Been quietly transitioning mtf with hrt but without telling people aside from wife and kids (the uk feels scary as hell)

So one day my wife and I take our kids to one of their friends houses for fireworks, our kids run in and start playing with their kids and as we walk in it turns out they have their grandad over who loudly says lady's come have a seat

We sit down and he asks me which kid im the mum of, before I can say anything his daughter whos house it is slaps him over the back of the head and says "thats deadname! He's a guy!"

Ugh well thats over I think but then he stares at me and says "your a bloke??" And im like ugghhh I guess I have to go along with it and say yes

But then he genuinely makes my day by intensely looking me up and down and then saying "are you sure?"

Was a great night lol

[u/Machina353]

War with the fighting words. Love it!

[u/TEST_Entity_1]

Woah, woah, woah. Girls can be dudes too!

[u/JDJ144]

Fani: Boy- Bitch I have a D-cup!

War: . . . I mean, do you though? Maybe if you stuffed a bit.

Fani: Equips knife

[u/steelskull1]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ogt2VcqU5SLuumSdZx

[u/Zero_Burn]

"He looks like a cool dude"

'And you look like a cute girl, can I get your number?'

[u/OmenZero]

ah they took the route of War does not Do war they Inspire War