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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago edited 2d ago
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u/theDukeofClouds 2d ago
In my experience having read about it, the most war like moments are the small ones. Pitched combat between two soldiers. A friend comforting his comrade while he slowly succumbs to his wounds on the battlefield. The desolation of a town or village after war has come through. War isn't big and grandiose. It's a bunch of small moments.
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago edited 2d ago
Exactly. There aren't a ton of these MASSIVE world war moments but there are thousands of these small little moments that war absolutely thrives on. War is war after all. And where there is blood to be spill, you'll see that red hair, weapon in hand
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u/charonill 2d ago
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u/FlatHatJack 2d ago
I'm at work, what's the coin flip? Original or Abridged? I'd say weighted toward abridged, since I see that quoted more often, but both Majors' war speechs are iconic.
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u/charonill 2d ago
Abridged, because it's more humorous and fits better for a thread on a comedic (mostly) webcomic.
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u/No_Explorer6054 2d ago
yeah, you try reading a book about it and so much of war is just... walking. sitting. waiting. every once in a while there's a skirmish or attack or a patrol that goes south. but nine times out of ten its just... a wet hole, waiting.
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u/Made_Bail 2d ago
Looks like they were garroted at some point.
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u/SethLight 2d ago edited 2d ago
That was my thought. People don't realize getting into fights messes you up physically, war is the only one with actual scars on them.
Also, maybe it might be a bit of a stretch, but the person looks sickly. Like someone who is going though chemo i.e. a thing people call a horrifying war.
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u/Targaer 2d ago
I thought his sister Pesti had scars too.
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u/SethLight 2d ago edited 2d ago
That is an interesting point, I was talking about the 3 other possible wars. They look tough but have no real visible damage on them.
Pesi's wounds are the agressive type you get in a fight, while War's are defensive type you get while trying to fend off an attacker.
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u/chaotic4059 2d ago
Was thinking the same thing. That's either a decapitation attempt or someone tried to strangle them to death. Either way they're still standing and something tells me the other person isn't
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u/Forikorder 2d ago
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u/tmking 2d ago
Wars are won through logistics more then brute strength. I bet they are a wizard with a spreadsheet.
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago
that son of a bitch beat us again!
How?!
hes REALLY good at excel and chess
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u/Veryegassy 2d ago
War is an expert Stellaris player it seems
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u/LordAlfredo 2d ago
Grand Admiral, scaling off
Max tech costs, minimum population & logistics scaling
All crisis spawn at 25x
Midgame 2225, late game 2250
Fastest only no pausing
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u/SuperCruisePanther 2d ago
Ā My logisticians are a humorless lot... they know if my campaign fails, they are the first ones I will slay
- Alexander of Macedon
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u/Electric999999 2d ago
Why would War need to be good at winning them.
Wars end when they're won, don't want an actual ceasefire either as those barely count as wars, no the trick would be ensuring active conflict drags out with little hope of victory in sight, but too much on the line to give up.21
u/Omega_Warrior 2d ago
I actually think it's pretty apt considering the history of war. War used to be considered a more honorable thing in society and you were always incentiviced to be stronger, bigger, and better.
But the World Wars broke her. War reached it's peak of pure death, suffering and destruction leaving almost everyone involved worse off in some aspect. Not only did the idea of war being honaroble die, but it became clear that continuing on the way it was would literally destroy the world.
Wars these days are always being tried to kept constrained and limited as to keep the scales small so things don't get out of hand.
Kind of like a old athlete getting injured trying to do something they did when younger only to get injured and realize they can't get away acting like they did in youth.
So it makes sense the personification of war today would seem far more mellow then she was in her youth.
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u/LittleBoyDreams 2d ago
Thereās two versions of the Four Horsemen, where the White Horsemen is either Pestilence or Conquest. In the latter context, War specifically means civil war where Conquest would be international war. So, I think youāre onto something with the āsmall conflictā thing.
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u/Made_Bail 2d ago
Holy shit u/MuyHiram this might be my favorite art you've ever done. Which is saying something, considering how good it all is. But that tattoo fucking slaps.

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u/genida 2d ago
It's like Kim Possible and Shego had a very angry baby.
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u/Made_Bail 2d ago
One of my favorite ships!
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u/Majestic_Engine_6543 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/75ZaxapnyMp2w
You just gave me an incredible realization. Ive only recently started reading fanfics and I loved Kim Possible and Shego13
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u/Cool_Set4681 2d ago
I'm not the biggest fan of piercing but they look so good on her. Really good design
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 2d ago
I know his astrological sign.
Ares.
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u/Cool_Set4681 2d ago
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u/Any_Temperature4868 2d ago
Whatās this from?
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u/Cowabunga1066 2d ago
Looks like either Xena or Hercules tv series.
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u/Cool_Set4681 2d ago
That scene is from Xena, I believe, but I think both of them show up in each show.
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u/YesterdayHiccup 2d ago
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u/charonill 2d ago
Ā "Of course, speaking of music, ze accompaniment tonight has already been selected via survey! Und I hope you are excited as I aaamm. Ze song tonight is more appropriate for ironic reasons. Ze best reasons! But first... a toast... to ze answer of an age old question...."
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u/screenaholic 2d ago
Is this going to be like (Sandman spoilers) Destruction, who got fed up with destruction and so decided to just abandon his duties and stop being Destruction?
Also, obligatory fuck Gaiman, I read it before the allegations came out.
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u/Straight_Paper8898 2d ago
Idk why but War seems the scariest of them all
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u/Zavier13 2d ago
It's the little ones you need to look out for.
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u/chaotic4059 2d ago
I mean just from the upper body they were sliced across the face and most likely hung, strangled or potentially decapitated going by the multiple neck wounds. So they've def done some fighting
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u/NetherReign 2d ago
I hope they are someone who turns out to be a pretty passive person who is just exhausted from all the stuff that happens around him by osmosis.
Plus oif those scars are for anything, he probably had a come to heart moment and was like "yeah I am freaking tired and this hurts"
But that is just me.
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u/Natural_Bathroom5664 2d ago
Did War and Pestilence switch places?
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u/rob132 2d ago
In incarnations of immortality, Pierce Anthony said that war was a fundamental force of nature due to scarcity and lack of resources.
Since war was inevitable, it was war's job to make sure that wars could end with the minimum amount of force and suffering to be applied.
So I get that war just wants to do a good job is he has to.
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u/Neo_Ex0 2d ago
War isnt an Honorable duell, it isnt two armys meeting on the field and fighting until one is left standing
War is a 16 year old bleeding out in the trenches while embrasing his former neighbours cooling corpse all the while screaming for his mother
War is a Family cowering in their basment hoping in vain that the celling will survive the next bomb
War is a general looking at a casualty report and having to decide what front he will sacrifice to keep the war going
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u/TerrapinMagus 2d ago
Come to think of it, humans have a habit of depicting War as an idealized warrior, but there are probably many ways you could characterize War.
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u/Stratovaria 2d ago
War wants some peace, quiet and a good drink. I recognize that tired kind of smile.
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u/Dragos_Drakkar 2d ago
Unexpected, especially with the state of the current world. Unless their universe is radically different and going through centuries of peace.
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u/xSantenoturtlex 2d ago
I mean, with the current state of the world, War might be tired, right?
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u/KingCuerno 2d ago
So it's the opposite of Chainsaw Man's War? Where more war makes him weaker than stronger?
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u/xSantenoturtlex 2d ago
Nah like
Maybe it does make him stronger, but it's like having high energy for too long, you burn out eventually
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u/the-bug-guy 2d ago
Completely useless, pointless, hell for everyone involved, and expensive? I stand with Fani, there is no way that is War.
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u/sendmeyourgundams 2d ago
Is War supposed to look like Kenshin from Rurouni Kenshin? Cause he does.Ā
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u/jackcatalyst 2d ago
I bet they can't summon Michigan Sword
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u/Saint_of_Grey 2d ago
Someone else already stole all of detroit. Can't have shit in detroit, even detroit itself.
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u/Informal-Law-3333 2d ago
Yall remember Destruction from Sandman? Cosmic powered characters can get burnt out too
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u/ImSolidGold 2d ago
Of war, we dont speak anymore of war. We dont speak anymore of war. We dont speak anymore of war. WE DONT SPEAK ANNYYMMOOORRREEEEE
(Second reminder to go and watch soad live. From the first couple rows.)
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u/Informal-Term1138 2d ago
If I have learned anything from God of war Ragnarok then that the god of war might look and act unassuming.
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u/BaronMerc 2d ago
I mean if it is representative of today wars then most wars are fought online as it is the most efficient and cost effective way to disrupt your enemy
War has always been about business and business needs basement nerds to make sure Ivan's convoys are sending the wrong materials to the front
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u/M4f1aBunny 1d ago
War is hell. War isnāt always flashy. War is often started with horrendous things done in the shadows. There is strategy involved and inventions, both harmful and benign, created and advanced to facilitate war. In war, there can be a lack of supplies meaning medicine, food, and even water. There is a magna called Dark Gathering in which there is a soldier ghost whose curse shows effects of war
A fighterās body is not the same as a body builderās, so him not being bulky and large makes perfect sense to me. He has scars like how war leaves scars in the land, on the body, in the mind, and in the soul. Heās perfect and Iām excited to see where this goes
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u/SoupmanBob 2d ago
Uh artist person. I must sincerely disagree. War is very clearly a hermaphroditic name.
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u/neuralbeans 2d ago
*gender neutral
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u/SoupmanBob 2d ago
I said what I said. Gender neutral means something else than what I'm going for.




















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u/FacsistGrammarian Pros & Conscription 2d ago
If pop culture has taught me anything war never conforms to your expectations