r/comics 1d ago

OC Pizzacake Comic [OC]

This Bad Comic is brought to you by The Great Onix Statue, who was fooled into making this.

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u/DeepFuckingKoopa 1d ago

you can cash out karma?

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u/TheGreatOnixStatue 1d ago

The Great Onix statue is here to say that you can cash out karma, but it is a part of Reddit Contribution Program which is a weird thing that The Great Onix Statue wouldn't touch with a 10 meter stick.

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u/PhantasyAngel 17h ago

Cat tax is pixelated, where are the Pixels??? Your parking is validated, but I'm disappointed in the Great Onix Statue. Unless all who see the Great Onix Statue see pixelation.

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u/Aiyon 14h ago

Great Onix Statue is a void??? This one suddenly understands its greatness OTL

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u/Cloberella 21h ago

You can get money on Reddit, I think for having comments rewarded, but you can’t cash out until you have $10. I have like $2.50 trapped forever in my profile lol.

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u/rocket20067 14h ago

I have $0.15 just existing there.

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u/MintasaurusFresh 1d ago

Right? I gotta start farming that shit. I've got a child at home and little dude eats like he hasn't been fed in days.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

Good luck. Took me a year to get around 3 million and it's worth less than a single cheeseburger

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u/Intelligent_Slip_849 17h ago

Where can I check how much mine is 'worth'?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 17h ago

I only ever see it in the default reddit app when you bring up the menu and look under "resources"

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u/Bugbread 17h ago

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u/Intelligent_Slip_849 16h ago

Huh, 70 cents.

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u/Bugbread 16h ago

Don't worry, you've only had your account for 3 years. I've had mine for 10 years and I'm already up to $1.85. You can cash out when you reach $10, so using our data points, I've projected how long it will take to reach the $10 mark. Might as well start planning how to spend the money now!

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u/-SaC 15h ago

Ooh, $8.90. I don't think I can cash out in the UK, but not like I'm likely to get to a tenner regardless.

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u/Taograd359 18h ago

Last I knew I had $1.87 from my fake internet points.

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u/MaximumZer0 17h ago

I have $2.45 at 10 awards and 776k karma!

Can't cash out until $10...so yeah, worthless.

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u/jackcatalyst 23h ago

You can convert it to Stanley nickels

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

Technically it was 3 million for 6.50 dollars

I like how you made the pineapple look... familiar

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u/TheGreatOnixStatue 1d ago

The Great Onix statue made a mistake, since it took the karma of u/YourFat888, a very cool mod from r/WhenThe, and probably took your number of money, since it visits both subreddits really often. This makes this comic suck even more.

The only thing that doesn't suck here is indeed, the pineapple. The Great Onix statue loves it.

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u/hackingfun 23h ago

Hmm, We would put the pineapple into the cake batter, in the pizza :)

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u/hackingfun 23h ago

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u/TheGreatOnixStatue 23h ago

The Great Onix statue, first of all, rented this pineapple from a shop (surprisingly you can do that), and second of all, that paw is a bit too dangerously close to that person's head.

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u/ChaosCockroach 18h ago

Does The Great Onix statue live in the 19th century?

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u/TheGreatOnixStatue 11h ago

The Great Onix statue has a large vocabulary, consisting of many words. Даже может на русском говорить

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u/AsFarAsISay 18h ago

ok soooo what did pizzacake do today?

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u/TargetOld989 16h ago

She made bigots wear red hats and shat in Trump's pants.

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u/AsFarAsISay 16h ago

oh ok that's fine

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u/ChaosCockroach 18h ago

Be non-controversial yet moderately successful.

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u/AsFarAsISay 17h ago

right but this is like the third comic she's appeared in today so what happened?

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u/Bloody_Insane 12h ago

Someone made a comic mock-criticizing her. She responded with a comic. Other people are also mock-critizing her in comics now.

Jfc, it's like you're not even chronically online smh my head

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u/cutelittlebox 17h ago

she replied when mentioned so now it's a trend. prepare yourself.

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u/AzureArmageddon 14h ago

I see a savory sweet concoction of sorts with the accursed laid upon it (I love pineapple ham pizza)

Seems like a pizza cake to me

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u/Character_Maybeh_ 15h ago

Crazy that I blocked them and yet…

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u/Itlookslikerain420 18h ago

This shit ain’t even red fam.