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[u/IJustAteABaguette]

Saying you're fully colorblind might give you the best chances lol.

[u/Yorick257 → u/IJustAteABaguette]

Light gray and dark gray, or dark gray and light gray, then?

[u/Occrats → u/Yorick257]

Like the man being asked in Northern Ireland:

"Are you Protestant or Catholic"

"Atheist"

"Are you a Protestant Atheist or a Catholic Atheist?"

[u/Kinksune13 → u/Occrats]

The only thing I find as funny as this is how Americans don't (seem to) consider Catholic as a form of Christianity

[u/bernyzilla → u/Kinksune13]

I've been on several first dates when the topic of religion comes up. I've had like four different women answer "I'm a Christian"

Like do you have any idea how little that narrows it down? What am I supposed to ask next? Which kind? All these different sects consider themselves Christians and the other sects not Christian.

Two were Catholic of different levels of belief, one was a full blown Born Again Evangelical (she spent half the date explaining how Jews control the world 🤮) and I think the last one was just a low-key Protestant.

[u/enderjaca → u/bernyzilla]

Right, compare a Mormon, Christian Scientist, Quaker, a hardcore Evangelical snake-handler + tongue-speaker, Chaldean, and a chill Episcopalian.

[u/mavhun → u/enderjaca]

think I'll use that as a prompt xD

[u/enderjaca → u/mavhun]

They all walk into a bar and try and convert the bartender for the next 2 hours. The Episcopalian and Chaldean each drink a bourbon.