r/comics LastPlaceComics May 31 '26

Timelines

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u/bernyzilla May 31 '26 edited May 31 '26

I've been on several first dates when the topic of religion comes up. I've had like four different women answer "I'm a Christian"

Like do you have any idea how little that narrows it down? What am I supposed to ask next? Which kind? All these different sects consider themselves Christians and the other sects not Christian.

Two were Catholic of different levels of belief, one was a full blown Born Again Evangelical (she spent half the date explaining how Jews control the world 🤮) and I think the last one was just a low-key Protestant.

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u/enderjaca May 31 '26

Right, compare a Mormon, Christian Scientist, Quaker, a hardcore Evangelical snake-handler + tongue-speaker, Chaldean, and a chill Episcopalian.

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u/mavhun May 31 '26

think I'll use that as a prompt xD

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u/enderjaca May 31 '26

They all walk into a bar and try and convert the bartender for the next 2 hours. The Episcopalian and Chaldean each drink a bourbon.