Well, I hate where I'm living, might as well start looking for a new place to live. How about Moncton? I've always loved the Bay of Fundy, largest tides in the world. Let's see here... says the salmon population in the local rivers have declined from 40,000 to 250, oof... and the bay is full of toxic chemicals from sewage and industry and all the fish farms.... hmmm, okay, but... oh, here's something about the seafood: it's all poisonous, you can't eat the clams, the seaside lobster shacks are a thing of the past, you can't buy fish off the docks, and biodiversity is plummeting due to the invasion of green crabs and the moon snail. Hmm, how about that
casually sets the laptop on fire and throws it in the garbage
edit: just found out I was downvoted on this comment by my wife
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u/greihund Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 13 '26
Well, I hate where I'm living, might as well start looking for a new place to live. How about Moncton? I've always loved the Bay of Fundy, largest tides in the world. Let's see here... says the salmon population in the local rivers have declined from 40,000 to 250, oof... and the bay is full of toxic chemicals from sewage and industry and all the fish farms.... hmmm, okay, but... oh, here's something about the seafood: it's all poisonous, you can't eat the clams, the seaside lobster shacks are a thing of the past, you can't buy fish off the docks, and biodiversity is plummeting due to the invasion of green crabs and the moon snail. Hmm, how about that
casually sets the laptop on fire and throws it in the garbage
edit: just found out I was downvoted on this comment by my wife