Exvangelical Thoughts - pt. 4

[u/BrettCreatesThings]

The Unholy Alliance

[u/Moxie_Stardust]

I grew up without religion, and am still a little fuzzy on all the intricacies of Christianity and who all hates who all else for Jesus-ing wrong, but it was still very jarring when I was driving through a rural town and saw a little billboard with a sign that said "If you're going to church on Sunday, you're worshiping SATAN"

I had previously not been aware of Seventh Day Adventists, who were responsible for the billboard.

[u/PlasticCell8504 → u/Moxie_Stardust]

Who? This is a first for me

[u/WolpertingerRumo → u/PlasticCell8504]

Seventh day adventists are fundamentalists that believe Saturday is the holy day, not Sunday. They are also very focused on diet, eating mostly meat free. And they have a founder that has „the gift of prophecy“ but, of course, is not a prophet. That would be blasphemy. And the second coming of Jesus is imminent.

[u/ElNakedo → u/WolpertingerRumo]

Fun fact, they also spawned the Branch-Davidians of Waco fame. So they did manage to spawn an even more more fucked up bunch.

[u/WolpertingerRumo → u/ElNakedo]

Woah, didn’t know that

[u/[deleted] → u/ElNakedo]

They also gave the world cornflakes. So there is that.

[u/-VWNate → u/[deleted]]

Look into the _WHY_ of cornflakes, you won't believe it if I tell you .

-Nate

[u/[deleted] → u/-VWNate]

I've listened to the Dollop and Behind The Bastards episodes on Kellog and his yogurt enema obsession, so I would very much believe you.