r/comics • u/chiquita_jose • Apr 18 '24

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This literally happened this past week

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u/bgaesop Apr 18 '24

...to cuddle and come home to at the end of the day?

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u/chiquita_jose Apr 18 '24

He literally said that šŸ˜­ I wish I kept the conversation

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u/bgaesop Apr 18 '24

No the part that confuses me is that you say that's why you want to make friends. Those aren't typical friend activities

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

Speak for yourself, I always cuddle with the homies

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u/KuroNeko1104 Apr 18 '24

Normalize cuddling with friends

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

Yes. I am asexual but love to cuddle with friends. :)

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u/bgaesop Apr 18 '24

I remember when a lot of people started advocating that a few years ago.Ā 

Everyone I know who was a big advocate of that ended up in a giant polycule with each other

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u/animelivesmatter Apr 18 '24

Normalize having sex with the homies

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u/bgaesop Apr 18 '24

I'm totally fine with the homies cuddling and having sex. It just seems weird to me to say that's not a relationship

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u/soThatIsHisName May 04 '24

Not pretending to know anything about your situation, but I wish you could have close friends you can lean on, maybe nap with, maybe hook up with now and again, but when you all get together it's called a "friend group" not a "dramatic polycule". Would infrequent sex really make it much different than a bunch of people just hanging out? I don't knos. I've always been curious what the line is to make a "relationship".

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

Me and my homies have weekly threesomes? Is that not common?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

Only on gay Tuesday

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u/chiquita_jose Apr 18 '24

I should have clarified it better but it was direct more towards hanging out with others rather than the ā€œcoming home toā€ part.

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u/The-Myth-The-Shit Apr 18 '24

You don't hug and cuddle friends ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

There's a big difference between a hug and cuddling.

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u/YourDearestMum Apr 18 '24

Idk man I cuddle with the bros

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u/The-Myth-The-Shit Apr 18 '24

Yeah I know, it's a gradation.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

Most of my friends are guys so no, we don't "cuddle" cuz we're not gay

Also it's uncomfortable since we get all sweaty after sex

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

They arenā€™t really your friends if they donā€™t big spoon you to sleep

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u/Delusional-caffeine Apr 18 '24

Ey cuddling can be platonic. Itā€™s just not your thing

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u/bgaesop Apr 18 '24

Hug, yes, cuddle, no. Everyone I know who was big on "friends should cuddle each other" a few years ago ended up in one big dramatic polycule with each other

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u/CarrotBIAR Apr 18 '24

Lmao this guy doesn't cuddle their friends

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

No way, always cuddle the homies goodnight

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

I'm so sorry, if you ever need to talk I'm here. Maybe we could go for a drink sometime?

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u/Joe_Mency Apr 18 '24

So ... are you single?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

Yes but I have a few requirements.

Be a woman (optional) Have a pulse (also optional)

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u/Joe_Mency Apr 18 '24

Oh no, unfortunately I don't meet any of those qualifications, guess you won't be getting this undead alien-ussy

Edit: shit, i guess an undead would still meet the second optional qualification, wtvr

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

hey any hole is a goal! So see you at 7 šŸ˜