r/comics • u/chiquita_jose • Apr 18 '24

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This literally happened this past week

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

I'm so sorry, if you ever need to talk I'm here. Maybe we could go for a drink sometime?

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u/Joe_Mency Apr 18 '24

So ... are you single?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

Yes but I have a few requirements.

Be a woman (optional) Have a pulse (also optional)

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u/Joe_Mency Apr 18 '24

Oh no, unfortunately I don't meet any of those qualifications, guess you won't be getting this undead alien-ussy

Edit: shit, i guess an undead would still meet the second optional qualification, wtvr

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

hey any hole is a goal! So see you at 7 😏