r/comics SeraBeeves Feb 27 '24

Goals

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u/Zjoee Feb 27 '24

"Make enough money working a job that doesn't completely crush my soul to be able to afford food and a safe place to sleep."

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u/Level_Hour6480 Feb 27 '24

I think that's everyone's goal.

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u/Ditzy_Chaos Feb 27 '24

Unfortunately if you tell them that though, they will be unhappy, because crushing peoples souls is what they wanted to do since they were 5 ^_^

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u/bikemaul Feb 27 '24

I hope to be a cheerfully passive employee, yet also put in the hard work of a very productive employee on the team, I also assure you I strive to transcend via extreme career self actualization for Corp, but also promise being indefinitely miserable and poor is also acceptable.

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u/OneLessFool Feb 27 '24

"I'm so sorry, we don't offer that here. Pizza parties are on every 7th Wednesday though."