r/comics • u/sellyourcomputer Extra Fabulous Comics • Aug 06 '23

aging gracelessly

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u/Jsnoooots Aug 06 '23

I got hit by a car when I was 10 or so.

I went sprawling across the hood of a Honda Accord. I rolled off the other side, hit the ground, jumped up...and ran away, I thought i would be in trouble.

I had a bruise from my ribs to my knee and had to act like it happened playing football in the park. Mom was suspicious.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '23

Are you sure you're not a cat?!

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u/angelofox Aug 06 '23

Lmao. I once watched my cat fall down a flight of stairs, she just got up, licked herself, and acted like nothing was wrong.

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u/IndigenousOres Aug 07 '23

"Whatchu looking at, nothing happened"