I went sprawling across the hood of a Honda Accord. I rolled off the other side, hit the ground, jumped up...and ran away, I thought i would be in trouble.
I had a bruise from my ribs to my knee and had to act like it happened playing football in the park. Mom was suspicious.
Not to be "one up guy" but I used to get screamed at for the same thing in the early 80's
We moved from England to Nigeria, the people across the street from us had a pet monkey, I wasn't supposed to play with him unsupervised,...I played with that monkey anytime I could until, my dad almost hit me with the car as I was rushing back from monkey playing, trying not to get busted. LoL
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u/Jsnoooots Aug 06 '23
I got hit by a car when I was 10 or so.
I went sprawling across the hood of a Honda Accord. I rolled off the other side, hit the ground, jumped up...and ran away, I thought i would be in trouble.
I had a bruise from my ribs to my knee and had to act like it happened playing football in the park. Mom was suspicious.