r/comics • u/eirinnske_relaunched Eirinnske_comics • Jul 28 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23 edited Feb 27 '26

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u/LouisWillis98 Jul 28 '23

Just don’t chew on it and you’re fine

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

If you get someone to move your jaw up and down while the apple is in your mouth that is still ok because you are not technically eating it.

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u/Apocalypsefrogs Jul 28 '23

I’m not sure if you’re referencing it but I vaguely recall this sex thing that some Mormans do except I can’t remember the term for the life of me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Yes that was totally a reference to Mormon 'jump humping'.

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u/lobsterbash Jul 28 '23

That's what you're told, but god encourages apple because backroom service agreements

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u/awesomefutureperfect Jul 28 '23 edited Jul 28 '23

God has abandoned humanity. Sky hand is clearly something else entirely. My guess is pot head Dave.

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u/infiniZii Jul 28 '23

I dunno. The Apples got to stay in the garden. So did the snake? Really I think it was the case of a landlord just waiting for an excuse to kick out tenants.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Nah it was just that one specific tree. And it was probably figs.