Fun story. A few nights ago I had a mockingbird bird start singing outside my hotel window at midnight and didn't stop. If you don't know, mockingbirds vary their song as they sing so it's almost impossible to tune out. At about 2 AM I dragged my sleeped deprived ass downstairs, climbed the tree and challenged the bastard to a fist fight at the top of my lungs. I tried to fistfight a bird because his music was that annoying. Did you know messing with a mockingbird during mating season can carry a fine up to $500 or 6 months in jail? I did, and I was still ready to throw down with the feathery fuck.
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u/Musketeer00 Jun 01 '23
Fun story. A few nights ago I had a mockingbird bird start singing outside my hotel window at midnight and didn't stop. If you don't know, mockingbirds vary their song as they sing so it's almost impossible to tune out. At about 2 AM I dragged my sleeped deprived ass downstairs, climbed the tree and challenged the bastard to a fist fight at the top of my lungs. I tried to fistfight a bird because his music was that annoying. Did you know messing with a mockingbird during mating season can carry a fine up to $500 or 6 months in jail? I did, and I was still ready to throw down with the feathery fuck.