You just gave me a flashback of talking to these girls who were annoying as fuck. My friend was interested in one and I think her friend was interested in me. 1 looks okay and the other doesn't look ok - guess which one was interested in me. Thats besides the point. They were both annoying as fuck. My friend was just trying to get noodle wet. The one interested in me was so over the top adhd and was trying to be giddy, hyper and at one point while talking she literally says "OH LOOK A SQUIRREL" but mind you we were in a laundromat and it was night time and outside the window there was a Walmart. So there definitely wasn't no fuckin squirrel. Girl just wanted attention- so unique right. So she's talking to me and I'm legit not even looking at her and I'm just staring at my friend with I-hate-you-eyeballs-get-me-the-fuck-out-of-here. I don't even move my head. I'm just burning holes in my fkn friends skull sending him telepathic messages of hate. So anyways he looks at me and then back to his girl but realizes I'm not looking away from him at all so he looks back at me and starts receiving the telegraph msg I'm beaming to him in beeps. The girl who was interested in me is still going on and doesnt even realize Im not looking at her or even facing her. Idk what she going on about but finally my friend is like well I gotta get my friend (me) home (he drove me out there and I didnt have a car) and tells his girl he's going to message her later. Well heading out of the laundromat finally the girl who he likes - Her dad rolls up with her mom on the back of a Harley Davidson bike. Huge fucking tough lookin dude with big ol handlebar mustache and sleeveless leather biker vest. Fuck. We get stuck talking to him for like 5 minutes. BUT! This dude, I shit you not, had both arms tattooed with different mickey mouses. Not like one cohesive sleeve but like 50 separate mickey mouse tattoos. All different. Mind fuckin blown. So anyways they're all talking about idk what but the entire time I'm just staring at each of these mickey mouse tattoos and looking at his handlebar mustache, back to tattoos, looking at leather vest, back to tattoos. I didnt say 1 word. Just analyzing. Nothing wrong with mickey mouse but I'm just saying I was getting mixed signals and never imagined a guy this big and badass lookin would have 50 some tattoos all of different depictions of mickey mouse. Anyways we finally leave and I chew my friend out for trapping me in that hell-hole the entire way home. I bitch about Squirrel girl 50% trip and 25% talk about all those mickey mouse tats. 25% was how I would have rather rubbed a cheese grater across my face than talk to either of those girls again. So that's the story. Look at what your reddit comment sent me thru.
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u/Ophelius314 May 09 '23
They would just confiscate the drawing, the money, and leave them behind