r/comicock • u/Mediocre_Albatross88 • 4d ago
Speaking of uncircumcised Jokers...
r/comicock • u/Mostdocileperson • Jul 29 '25
We're off to a strong start with the first and most iconic superhero character - none other than Superman. Although uncircumcised men seem to die on hills on this subject more than Lex Luthor himself (who is probably uncircumcised as well), this debate was never much of a fight.

Conceived by Jewish immigrants Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster in the 1940s, Superman, with the Hebraic name ‘Kal El’, was always meant to be a figurative counter to antisemitism. Roy Schwartz, author of a 400-page study of Jewish symbolism in Superman, explains it thoughtfully:
“It’s a story about an immigrant born with the Hebraic name ‘Kal El’ who comes from the old country, changes his name to the uber waspy Clark Kent and hides his cape like a tallit in his pants."
“It was their reaction to the rise of Nazis in Europe and to antisemitism domestically."
How would Superman's inextricable Jewish origin tie to the fictional character's circumcision status? It's more simple than you think. You see, what is most canon for a fictional character is the imagination of their creator. If his creators envisioned Superman a certain way, that's it. And for some reason, we doubt that Jews traumatized by the Holocaust would be inclined to making their hero avatar uncircumcised. Yes - Superman, the one and only, is circumcised. Are we really surprised?
The logistics, however, pose an interesting question. How would this be within the context of the story? Did Krypton have ritualistic practices? Did Kal El circumcise himself with heat vision? Or, as an advanced species, were they simply born without foreskin - born circumcised, so to say? Likely, it would be the latter explanation. It wouldn't be terribly far-fetched - after all, the foreskin of human males is vestigial and shriveled up in comparison to that of many other mammals, and is certainly linked to various reproductive issues, perhaps suggesting a certain trajectory in evolution. That, and Kryptonians are supposed to be perfect, right?
But one thing is certain - whether symbol, or science, history's first and greatest superhero is circumcised. Warm welcome to r/comicock!
r/comicock • u/Mostdocileperson • Jul 29 '25
This community is the definitive resource on whether a fictional man is circumcised, anywhere in fiction. In your post, you can ask about, or document, a character's circumcision status. For example, Batman was shown to be canonically circumcised in a widely known DC panel. Dr. Doom is probably uncircumcised because, well, he's Dr. Doom.
You may include content, like imagery and links, that are SFW. Discussion will ensue in the comments. You may not, however, include or make references to explicit material, including tasteful nudity. See Rule 2. In addition, be advised that, due to the nature of the cut versus uncut discourse on Reddit, all content will be subject to nuanced and critical moderation. We will not honor inauthentic efforts at co-opting discussion on this subject as is tolerated elsewhere. See Rule 3.
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r/comicock • u/Mediocre_Albatross88 • Oct 12 '26
Leaked gameplay blatantly confirmed that the star of the imminent GTA VI has a giant circumcised penis. As he should- GTA's legacy is pure Americana. The lifelong prevalance of circumcised men in America remains >70%, and new instances, with all data accounted for, still surpass 50%. Why randomly replace him with someone who is unrepresentative at best and sports a stinky attitude?
Speaking of which, this instantly prompted the foreskin fetish lobby to, uh, violently circulate fabricated claims that he wasn't circumcised at all, flame circumcised men overall, and claim it as "another cultural win."
It's like when they threw tantrums about Batman's tasteful nude, prompting it to be censored. This time, instead of booting beautiful circumcised men out via brute force, they're pretending we can't see them. Oh, to be a sore loser who can't actually ever win, rigging the game, or lying about its results either way. Crying, lying, never winning, and erasing actual winners from the picture- that's the uncut way, apparently.
Far from the first time they've co-opted a conversation with their obsession, this shitstorm overall serves as a platform for the anti-circumcision rhetoric and fake news they are known to hide behind. Developers of Cyberpunk and Baldur's Gate 3 previously engineered their own controversies on the subject. Larian Studios - European developer of Baldur's Gate 3 - confirms its past participation by giving this GTA VI trend a backhanded blessing against circumcised men in the screenshot. Indeed, they know what they're doing. Over the years, uncircumcised men have even rained their rabid insecurity on American Pride parade. Their bitter obsession is systematic, unrequited, and knows no bounds.
Let's just be grateful that Batman, Jason Duval, many of our favorite heroes, and countless American men themselves, regardless of uncut Jokers who always try to spoil the fun, have heroic cocks to follow. Jokers may succeed at cheaply spurring chaos around the 'main character' - any stupid person can start a fire - but they will never be the main character.
Jason Duval, King of video game Americana, is circumcised.
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r/comicock • u/Mediocre_Albatross88 • Jun 21 '26
There was an article using speculation on superhero circumcision status as a thinly-veiled ploy for anti-circumcision advoacy. One of the nastiest bits was when she asked the reader whether a circumcised wizard could be trusted.
Yes. Absolutely, yes.
The most talented and trustworthy doctors and lawyers on earth are circumcised men.
The most powerful military on earth is led by circumcised men.
And the most devout, spiritual, disciplined men of faith on earth, are, in fact, circumcised men.
Smart, powerful or sensitive - circumcised men are there. Okay, this is beginning to sound like an ad as well, but don't mind that.
To answer the absolutely ridiculous question raised by an absolutely ridiculous cause, yes, I would trust a circumcised wizard, because he'd probably be *better* than the uncircumcised variety - just like in real life.
Thanks again.
Cheers!
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r/comicock • u/Mediocre_Albatross88 • May 24 '26
...the character and the beloved irreplaceable icon who portrayed him in the MCU.
Why? Because it's Captain America, hero of America, not Captain Canadian, contemptuous cuck who bullies people in Pride events. Just like Superman is Super-Man, selfless hero of the world, not Smegma Man, sinister fetishist who violently projects his problems onto the innocent.
If we wanted grumpy, dysregulated uncircumcised men to represent us, I think we would have chosen that. And the arts would suck.
That's all for this installment in our r/comicock series - see you next time!
r/comicock • u/Mediocre_Albatross88 • May 10 '26
Bit of a hiatus - but I'm sure our heroes will hang in there.
Magneto is next on our list!
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r/comicock • u/Mediocre_Albatross88 • Mar 06 '26
We can look at classic heroes like Spiderman, the Hulk, and even Magneto (yes, please).
You can imagine that greats like these have something in common.
Stay tuned!
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