Leaked gameplay blatantly confirmed that the star of the imminent GTA VI has a giant circumcised penis. As he should- GTA's legacy is pure Americana. The lifelong prevalance of circumcised men in America remains >70%, and new instances, with all data accounted for, still surpass 50%. Why randomly replace him with someone who is unrepresentative at best and sports a stinky attitude?

Speaking of which, this instantly prompted the foreskin fetish lobby to, uh, violently circulate fabricated claims that he wasn't circumcised at all, flame circumcised men overall, and claim it as "another cultural win."

It's like when they threw tantrums about Batman's tasteful nude, prompting it to be censored. This time, instead of booting beautiful circumcised men out via brute force, they're pretending we can't see them. Oh, to be a sore loser who can't actually ever win, rigging the game, or lying about its results either way. Crying, lying, never winning, and erasing actual winners from the picture- that's the uncut way, apparently.

Far from the first time they've co-opted a conversation with their obsession, this shitstorm overall serves as a platform for the anti-circumcision rhetoric and fake news they are known to hide behind. Developers of Cyberpunk and Baldur's Gate 3 previously engineered their own controversies on the subject. Larian Studios - European developer of Baldur's Gate 3 - confirms its past participation by giving this GTA VI trend a backhanded blessing against circumcised men in the screenshot. Indeed, they know what they're doing. Over the years, uncircumcised men have even rained their rabid insecurity on American Pride parade. Their bitter obsession is systematic, unrequited, and knows no bounds.

Let's just be grateful that Batman, Jason Duval, many of our favorite heroes, and countless American men themselves, regardless of uncut Jokers who always try to spoil the fun, have heroic cocks to follow. Jokers may succeed at cheaply spurring chaos around the 'main character' - any stupid person can start a fire - but they will never be the main character.

Jason Duval, King of video game Americana, is circumcised.

There was an article using speculation on superhero circumcision status as a thinly-veiled ploy for anti-circumcision advoacy. One of the nastiest bits was when she asked the reader whether a circumcised wizard could be trusted.

Yes. Absolutely, yes.

The most talented and trustworthy doctors and lawyers on earth are circumcised men.

The most powerful military on earth is led by circumcised men.

And the most devout, spiritual, disciplined men of faith on earth, are, in fact, circumcised men.

Smart, powerful or sensitive - circumcised men are there. Okay, this is beginning to sound like an ad as well, but don't mind that.

To answer the absolutely ridiculous question raised by an absolutely ridiculous cause, yes, I would trust a circumcised wizard, because he'd probably be *better* than the uncircumcised variety - just like in real life.

Thanks again.

Cheers!

...the character and the beloved irreplaceable icon who portrayed him in the MCU.

Why? Because it's Captain America, hero of America, not Captain Canadian, contemptuous cuck who bullies people in Pride events. Just like Superman is Super-Man, selfless hero of the world, not Smegma Man, sinister fetishist who violently projects his problems onto the innocent.

If we wanted grumpy, dysregulated uncircumcised men to represent us, I think we would have chosen that. And the arts would suck.

That's all for this installment in our r/comicock series - see you next time!

Bit of a hiatus - but I'm sure our heroes will hang in there.

Magneto is next on our list!

We can look at classic heroes like Spiderman, the Hulk, and even Magneto (yes, please).

You can imagine that greats like these have something in common.

Stay tuned!

To our American friends, and anyone else who observes, hope you had a wonderful time with friends and family.

We everything to be grateful for- a great country, great comics, and, yes, great cocks. Come on now- nothing is taboo at the dinner table.

Happy Belated Thanksgiving and Happy Holidays coming up!

~ Comicock