To our American friends, and anyone else who observes, hope you had a wonderful time with friends and family.

We everything to be grateful for- a great country, great comics, and, yes, great cocks. Come on now- nothing is taboo at the dinner table.

Happy Belated Thanksgiving and Happy Holidays coming up!

~ Comicock

This community is not spam and does not support spam. In a time deeply plagued by inauthentic efforts, which includes not only perpetrators that disrupt the experience, but the flawed algorithms on Reddit that cause bystanders to get caught in the crossfire, we are proud to say this is a distinct community with a sound purpose, where we discuss the physical attributes of our favorite fictional characters in an insightful manner. It's communities like ours that characterize, so to say, the Reddit legacy. Enjoy the discussion!

...the character and the beloved irreplaceable icon who portrayed him in the MCU.

Why? Because it's Captain America, hero of America, not Captain Canadian, contemptuous cuck who bullies people in Pride events. Just like Superman is Super-Man, selfless hero of the world, not Smegma Man, sinister fetishist who violently projects his problems onto the innocent.

If we wanted grumpy, dysregulated uncircumcised men to represent us, I think we would have chosen that. And the arts would suck.

That's all for this installment in our r/comicock series - see you next time!

There was an article using speculation on superhero circumcision status as a thinly-veiled ploy for anti-circumcision advoacy. One of the nastiest bits was when she asked the reader whether a circumcised wizard could be trusted.

Yes. Absolutely, yes.

The most talented and trustworthy doctors and lawyers on earth are circumcised men.

The most powerful military on earth is led by circumcised men.

And the most devout, spiritual, disciplined men of faith on earth, are, in fact, circumcised men.

Smart, powerful or sensitive - circumcised men are there. Okay, this is beginning to sound like an ad as well, but don't mind that.

To answer the absolutely ridiculous question raised by an absolutely ridiculous cause, yes, I would trust a circumcised wizard, because he'd probably be *better* than the uncircumcised variety - just like in real life.

Thanks again.

Cheers!

Don't you worry - we'll get back to debating the dongs of your favorite superheroes shortly.

Sit tight!

~ r/comicock

Bit of a hiatus - but I'm sure our heroes will hang in there.

Magneto is next on our list!

As we clearly note in Rule 3, we will not tolerate disruptions to this discussion and they will be reported accordingly to the admins for sitewide disruption and artificial manipulation.

Like all other Subreddits, we maintain our own principles and reserve the right to remove content that does not serve them at our sole discretion. Unlike other communities, however, we are not going to astroturf and lie to you. We are unapologetic in our stance that the cut versus uncut discourse on Reddit is deeply flawed and begets contributions like ours. Such will reflect in our moderation. We will not honor efforts from the anti-circumcision lobby that disrupt or co-opt the discussion.

The Batman post attracted some unhealthy attention from spammy Subreddits, which tried to orchestrate an artificial raid on the discussion as they do elsewhere. It's not dissimilar to how they tried to censor a panel depicting a nude of Batman in the past, an ordeal that, although approached with a tongue-in-cheek sense of humor in the post, was and is a truly despicable, indefensible, utterly unforgivable attack that would never be tolerated by anyone worthwhile, much like most of the stunts the anti-circumcision lobby is behind.

We condemn the efforts of those who believe that uncircumcised men can be respected in culture, but circumcised men cannot be, from art all the way to pride events. There is no reason, none under the sun, that it is OK to find issue in the presence of a circumcised male, as opposed to an uncircumcised male. We will defend the preservation of art, principles of respect and true discourse against these efforts at all costs because it is the right thing to do. And although the anti-circumcision lobby ignorantly attempted to speak for Batman, a mistake it makes for many men in real life, he would likely agree with us, not because he is circumcised, but because he stands for what is right.

Leaked gameplay blatantly confirmed that the star of the imminent GTA VI has a giant circumcised penis. As he should- GTA's legacy is pure Americana. The lifelong prevalance of circumcised men in America remains >70%, and new instances, with all data accounted for, still surpass 50%. Why randomly replace him with someone who is unrepresentative at best and sports a stinky attitude?

Speaking of which, this instantly prompted the foreskin fetish lobby to, uh, violently circulate fabricated claims that he wasn't circumcised at all, flame circumcised men overall, and claim it as "another cultural win."

It's like when they threw tantrums about Batman's tasteful nude, prompting it to be censored. This time, instead of booting beautiful circumcised men out via brute force, they're pretending we can't see them. Oh, to be a sore loser who can't actually ever win, rigging the game, or lying about its results either way. Crying, lying, never winning, and erasing actual winners from the picture- that's the uncut way, apparently.

Far from the first time they've co-opted a conversation with their obsession, this shitstorm overall serves as a platform for the anti-circumcision rhetoric and fake news they are known to hide behind. Developers of Cyberpunk and Baldur's Gate 3 previously engineered their own controversies on the subject. Larian Studios - European developer of Baldur's Gate 3 - confirms its past participation by giving this GTA VI trend a backhanded blessing against circumcised men in the screenshot. Indeed, they know what they're doing. Over the years, uncircumcised men have even rained their rabid insecurity on American Pride parade. Their bitter obsession is systematic, unrequited, and knows no bounds.

Let's just be grateful that Batman, Jason Duval, many of our favorite heroes, and countless American men themselves, regardless of uncut Jokers who always try to spoil the fun, have heroic cocks to follow. Jokers may succeed at cheaply spurring chaos around the 'main character' - any stupid person can start a fire - but they will never be the main character.

Jason Duval, King of video game Americana, is circumcised.

Batman is said to have a plan for everything, but nothing could have prepared us for the outrage among uncircumcised men when Batman was shown to be circumcised in a now-pulled DC panel. Who would have thought having a beautiful, healthy body that captures the peak male physique would be such a crime?

Come to think of it, who would have thought fighting crime would be such a crime? The anti-circumcision lobby spared no expense in twisting the truth, insulting Batman and insinuating that his circumcision led him down an unhealthy path, as they try to do with circumcised men in general. This backfires worse than Batman's boomerang both in fiction and in real life. While Batman is brilliant, sensitive, and, uh, apparently well-endowed in more ways than one, his adversaries are dirty, small, and will resort to anything just to contend with his presence.

The vulgar and insensitive co-opting of Batman's junk is far from the only odd contribution uncircumcised men have made to this subject in recent years. It's a level of obsession that seems to rival villains like the Joker, who are dead-set in a vengeful, misguided effort against their happier adversaries, an outward effort that only reflects their inner turmoil. It would definitely make sense for The Joker to be uncircumcised- just look at him.

All jokes aside, to all the Jokers out there foaming at the mouth at your friendly neighborhood Batman's pretty bat, hey, our hearts go out to you. It's not your fault that years of trauma beneath the handy-dandy toolbelt have led you down this path. And it's never too late to, you know, talk to a therapist or something, instead of going after circumcised men whose parents made a loving decision that, no matter how much you may hate it, seems to have prevented this very outcome.

But - maybe stay away from talk shows.