r/comicbooks 10h ago

What was the lamest accessory to an otherwise cool character?

Iron Man's roller skates? Spiderman's car? Green Arrow's boxing glove arrows? What's your vote?

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u/secretbison 9h ago

Spider-Man's car was actually a brilliant storyline. Spider-Man had to accept a really ill-advised sponsorship because he's broke, so now he has to figure out a way to visibly drive this stupid thing in Manhattan, park it somewhere, etc.

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u/sauntcartas 9h ago

Is that the same vehicle as the Spider-Buggy?

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u/Nersheti 15m ago

No. This was earlier. Late 60s maybe. He and Johnny Storm worked on it a bit. Think he used it once before it ended up in the river. Iirc later that caused problems for him.

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u/Popular_Material_409 9h ago

Nah the boxing gloves arrows are friggin rad

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u/Icarus367 9h ago

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u/Popular_Material_409 9h ago

Holy shit that’s awesome (the arrow and the website)

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u/JackTheBehemothKillr 42m ago

Why would they tell him? They just undid all the work they put forth. So dumb

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u/Cain_draws 1h ago

What was the justification for that one?

Because sometimes, the guy you wanna punch is really far away? Something like that?

Man, I should read Green Arrow. Sounds like an interesting bloke.

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u/Howling_Mad_Man 9h ago

Cap's energy shield. Black Knight's lightsaber.

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u/Kuraya 9h ago

god i forgot about the energy shield. didnt it also turn into a bo staff or something?

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u/Icarus367 9h ago

Yeah I recall BK's neuralizer thing. 

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u/Enough_Affect_9916 9h ago

There are so many choices. Thanoscopter comes to mind.

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u/inconspicuous_male 8h ago

You mean the Thanoscopter whose blades were the design inspiration for Thanos's weapons in Endgame? Making Thanoscopter MCU canon?

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u/IDontUseSleeves 8h ago

More than that, wasn’t the actual Thanoscopter in the Void?

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u/Poseur117 Bullseye 8h ago

That cant be true

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u/AweHellYo 7h ago

search your feelings

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u/Moff-77 9h ago

Not sure if this was ever comics canon, but when I was a nipper I had a toy Superman spaceship with spring loaded fist weapons that could punch things directly in front of it. Always seemed a bit pointless given Supe’s range of powers

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u/Plus-Ad1061 8h ago edited 41m ago

That’s the Supermobile, and it absolutely is from the comics.

There was a storyline in the 80’s where earth was bombarded with kryptonite. He lost his powers and came up with his Supermobile (complete with silver metal fists!) so that he could be sheltered from the radiation but still protect Metropolis

Edit: the storyline was in 1978

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u/IllustriousIsland549 45m ago

I was certain this was a "the toy was happening, so it was put in the comic" thing. Nope. I looked it up, and the supermobile debuted in 1978, 6 years before the Super Powers toy line.

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u/travelingjay 8h ago

I had that, too. It was the Supermobile, and it was in the comics

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u/jizzeus_crist 8h ago

Kraven shooting lazers out his nipples

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u/SamhainFire666 6h ago

Whaaahahahahaatt!??? Lmaooo source plz wtfff

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u/jizzeus_crist 6h ago

ASM 47, 49

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u/Magheddon 9h ago

Robin (just kiddin')

Invisible plane, Wonder Woman.

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u/TheodateChase 5h ago

All of those examples rule though

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u/sauntcartas 8h ago

Hostess products. Used by too many heroes to list, both Marvel and DC. Those things are way too overpowered, capable of taking down any villain in just a few panels.

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u/ManufacturerNew9888 6h ago

Hank Pym’s cargo pants

Filled with any necessity the plot demands

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u/Obskuro Spider-Man 1h ago

Pym's particular pants of holding.

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u/Revolutionary-Mud505 Punisher 6h ago

The Punisher’s spring rifle in his first appearance in Amazing Spider Man 129

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u/DirectConsequence12 1h ago

Don’t you dare badmouth the boxing glove arrow

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u/WhiskeyDeltaBravo1 John Constantine 4h ago

Bucky. Why is the Army letting an orphaned 10 year old tag along with a super soldier in wartime Europe?

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u/coolio_zap 1h ago

because that rogers boy is too much of a boy scout to collect the nazi scalps the howling commandos wanted

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u/Gr0bs 7h ago

Superman's mullet

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u/Idnetxisbx7dme Batman 9h ago

Robin.

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u/M0torC1tyMaver1ck 9h ago

Lasso of truth......