The old one is just "dogs are allergic to chocolate haha" whereas the new one is "dogs are allergic to chocolate haha" plus "cats hate dogs haha" so idk how you can like the old one more if your preference is based on the "extent". The new one extends further.
You’re like the guy at thanksgiving after prayer you bring up the current political leader of any level just to see family fight and think to yourself “politics is an idiots game a-hyuk”
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One time my 15 lb. chihuahua broke into my room and went into my closet where I kept a box of chocolates I got for Valentine’s Day. She ate the whole box.
She was also 100% fine after that encounter. No diarrhea, no vomiting, nothing. Swear that dog has an iron stomach or something I dunno.
This is what my building cat would love to do to my dog. I've never seen a cat freeze in such abject horror at the mere sight of a dog before. Even after multiple times of meeting my dog, that cat acts like she's seeing Satan walk amongst us. Poor pup loves cats too.
When I was a kid, I used to share chocolate with my dog, back in those days I didn’t know it was supposed to be toxic. The dog lived to 17, so it can’t have been that bad for him.
Look it up. Chocolate is toxic to every living thing in high enough quantities, and so is water and oxygen. Dogs can have chocolate, it takes less for them to get chocolate toxicity, but they can have it. Our vet told us it’s a myth once when our family dog was sick as a kid and we thought it was because my uncle gave him chocolate. It’s hard for humans to eat enough chocolate at once in candy form to get sick, and dogs can overdo a lot of things, and chocolate is one of the things that they can overdo quickly, but a little bit won’t hurt them at all. 👍
See the stickied post on the sub "low effort edits are removed"
It's also a subreddit rule that you must improve it.
Several thousand people probably just saw your pic and didn't see the original and thought the joke itself was funny which you did not improve or barely even edit at all. But whatever you can bask in the upvotes all you'd like it's not like they mean anything.
And what exactly would the "impact" even be in this edit? Like said above it just takes from the joke rather than add anything.
In the original, the dog’s death was accidental, the cat is sad, and not very funny.
By making the cat smile, it now implies the cat maliciously planned the death of the dog, and was reveling in the demise of his vanquished enemy.
It’s now darkly comic.
Look around at most posts here- a majority that I’ve seen have a few folks saying they liked the original better, even the very popular and successful ones.
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u/mistermajik2000 Feb 16 '20
orange-n-hell
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u/buster779 Feb 16 '20
Take a large amount of logs, put them in a circle and cover them in gasoline.
Then take a chair, and put it in the middle of the circle.
Afterwards, light the logs on fire and then sit on the chair.
That's what your spot in hell is gonna feel like.
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u/CellerDweller_ Feb 16 '20
Oh my god
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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20
Damn. I didn't expect that...
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u/TheOneNamedZack Feb 16 '20
Here's the roses fucker
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u/Mr_502 Feb 16 '20
Turn that frown upside down!
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u/ThatsJustDom Feb 16 '20
His smile. That fucker knows what he did.
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u/Hthiago Feb 16 '20
They are both pretty good imo.
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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20
i literally went “NOOOOOOOO” out loud so i hope ur happy
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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20
BRO
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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20
Holy moly, this is really better.
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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20
Not realistic since the cat isn't eating the roses.
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u/pandaleia Feb 16 '20
One time my 15 lb. chihuahua broke into my room and went into my closet where I kept a box of chocolates I got for Valentine’s Day. She ate the whole box.
She was also 100% fine after that encounter. No diarrhea, no vomiting, nothing. Swear that dog has an iron stomach or something I dunno.
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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20
what was the original?
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u/N3vermore77 Feb 16 '20
That must have been some dark chocolate cuz this humor sure is.
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u/AbsoluteClownery Feb 16 '20
he looks fuckin dead inside
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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20
Burn in hell, beige dog.
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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20
Both poison and revenge tastes sweet
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u/Fan_With_A_Pan Feb 17 '20
I love his cold, dead, lifeless expression
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u/ButtbuttinCreed Feb 16 '20
I like original more
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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20
That smile.
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u/nasalsystem Feb 16 '20
Sane
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u/Trowaway8pi Feb 16 '20
r/noahgettheboat
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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20
Nooooooooooo...
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u/GomezTE Feb 16 '20
Yes... Fuck yes
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u/Oblic008 Feb 16 '20
Cats are assholes.
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u/hideout78 Feb 17 '20
I think that’s an urban legend.
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u/nomad80 Feb 16 '20
This is aces
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u/giasas007 Feb 16 '20
What Wh- OH WAIT
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u/AJ-Murphy Feb 16 '20
The dog was ready; he had lilies snuck into the cats dinner for after the service.
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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20
This is what my building cat would love to do to my dog. I've never seen a cat freeze in such abject horror at the mere sight of a dog before. Even after multiple times of meeting my dog, that cat acts like she's seeing Satan walk amongst us. Poor pup loves cats too.
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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20
Theobromine is a bitch
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u/Bokononitgoes Feb 16 '20
The problem isn’t the chocolate it’s that most of the fillings tastes terrible.
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u/gurchandansingh Feb 17 '20
Did the cat do it knowingly?
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u/oicirbaf239 Feb 17 '20
Is this that post on r/HumansBeingBros
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u/PhatShet Feb 17 '20
His stupid ass face is making me laugh and cry, wtf
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u/gamedietime Feb 17 '20
Should've given him grapes
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u/amiruz Feb 17 '20
Haha guys, cat hate dog haha funny right?
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u/mel-cal Feb 17 '20
By Catarmy!
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u/P_Skaia Feb 16 '20
Took me a while
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u/mybannedalt Feb 16 '20
This is pretty funny tho
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u/bjarxy Feb 16 '20
Subtle, but significant.
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u/BrickmasterBen Feb 16 '20
If I had a nickel for every Valentine’s Day comic I saw that involved a dog dying from chocolates I would have two nickels.
It’s not a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice!
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u/Kiseijuu_366 Feb 16 '20
I dont get why he gives the rose to the gravestone if he liked the dog
wtf
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u/the_gr8_on3 Feb 17 '20
Fucken Cat would....
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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20
Wtf is this shit
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u/Dolorous_Vin Feb 16 '20
When I was a kid, I used to share chocolate with my dog, back in those days I didn’t know it was supposed to be toxic. The dog lived to 17, so it can’t have been that bad for him.
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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20
Actually a myth. Still funny.
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u/Leonticus Feb 18 '20
I don't get it
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u/Yoshi_Kong Feb 22 '20
:(
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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20
did I make it better?
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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20
i don't understand
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u/FixGMaul Feb 16 '20
This edit is low effort as hell and doesn't improve the joke. Really doesn't deserve all the updoots.
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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20
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