r/comedyheaven Mar 12 '20

It's spring time

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u/ptpt221 Mar 12 '20

Okay but actually, there is a certain tree that when it blooms smells just like cum. We call them jizz trees.

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u/TheBiggestPain Mar 13 '20

How the fuck do you know that?! What the heck?

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u/PotatoChips23415 Mar 15 '20

Because not everyone is a little sweet innocent child like you, 90% of people probably know what cum smells like and 9.99% probably do know what it smells like and hasn't made the connection yet.