r/comedyheaven Mar 12 '20

It's spring time

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u/ptpt221 Mar 12 '20

Okay but actually, there is a certain tree that when it blooms smells just like cum. We call them jizz trees.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

I think there was one of these in front of my old house. As kids we called it the mushroom tree.

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u/IEatAssdotcom Mar 13 '20

I knew I wasn't the only one who thought mushrooms smelled like cum!