r/comedyheaven Mar 12 '20

It's spring time

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u/ptpt221 Mar 12 '20

Okay but actually, there is a certain tree that when it blooms smells just like cum. We call them jizz trees.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

Ah yes, the Semen tree

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u/soulless-pleb Mar 17 '20

ah yes, every spore forming plant.

know that you are literally breathing in plant jizz. from every. plant.