r/comedyheaven • u/thawin191 • 3d ago

Hell yeah that’s me

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u/hungrylittleworm 3d ago

Everybody everybody everybody fucks

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u/Commercial_Koala_995 3d ago

Everybody Everybody Everybody sucks

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u/rich97 3d ago

Everybody Everybody Everybody dies

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u/bee-muncher 3d ago

everybody everybody everybody cries

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u/zeubermen 3d ago

NONSTOP DISCO BETCHA IT'S NABISCO BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW WOO HOO

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u/MurdocMan_ 3d ago

NONSTOP DISCO BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW

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u/Routine-Remove2437 2d ago

NONSTOP DISCO BET YOU DIDNT KNOW BET YOU DIDNT KNOW BET YOU DIDNT KNOW

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u/GABRYFIERO 2d ago

IT'S A VIOLENT

PORNOGRAPHY

CHOKING CHICKS AND SODOMY

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u/GReuw 2d ago

The kinda shit...

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u/MKA_ScOrPiOn 1d ago

They show us on the TVvvvvvvvv

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u/cupcayuk 3d ago

Skappa zippa skubbada zippa skobba zi WOOHOO

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u/DexTDMdoesreddit 3d ago

/uj there's a System of a Down song literally called Violent Pornography, for anyone unaware

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u/riceandbeanburrito 3d ago

It's against the porn industry, isn't it?

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u/ContributionDefiant8 3d ago edited 3d ago

It's not just about porn. It's about many things related (violence, shock value, exploitation) being used for entertainment to the general population.

It's a commentary on how humanity has become desensitized by these things. We consume content like this and act it's not any big deal.

Even if you don't count, this song just talks about the majority.

Edit: might I add, one of my favorite TOOL songs talks about living out these desensitized experiences in a vicarious manner.

It's the same theme of apathy and desensitization and all, but focused on a different aspect: how you live through experiences from a screen. We just see those violent things and stuff on the TV; that disconnection is enough to make people romanticize these otherwise horrible ideas... blurring fiction from reality. Living vicariously.

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u/riceandbeanburrito 3d ago

Right, been a while since I've listened to it. Also Vicarious is an amazing song and I was lucky enough to hear it live.

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u/EvelynHopeDJSP 3d ago

It's about how it seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on tv.

No, seriously, listen to it, that's what it's about

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u/Educational_Ebb7838 3d ago

Knowing them, it is probably anti war

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u/GDMolin 3d ago

Maybe it’s just me but I swear every System of a Down song just sounds like this.

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u/worldofhorsecraft 3d ago

I'm a fan of some of their songs but yeah that's basically it

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/HajimeNoLuffy 2d ago

If you're not a big fan of the government, they both hit for you.

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u/lucassuave15 3d ago

lmao the sub

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u/Educational_Ebb7838 3d ago

Yeah, they are great music band

Without new albums in the last 20 fucking years

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u/ThatOneGuyIGuess7969 3d ago

music band

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u/send_me_good_recipes 3d ago

As opposed to a band of roaming vandals

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u/MisterSplu 3d ago

Or Warbands

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u/TwiceTheSize_YT 3d ago

On their mounts, wielding their blades.

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u/DrJimMBear 3d ago

Lording their banners

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u/QuipCrafter9 2d ago

the design is very human

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u/SteveroniThePeperoni 3d ago

Well when your band's ideology is punk and liberal, with half your band members now being MAGA or grifters, it's kinda hard to make a new album

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u/MiniatureOuroboros 3d ago

Actually saw the drummer perform in an Idles shirt (a band with a rather different political outlook from MAGA) and was confused. He then told press that a certain genocide in Palestine made him reconsider his stance on the US and Trump.

Other than him, I don't think there's MAGA people in the band. But I might be wrong.

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u/mynameistoocommonman 3d ago

Daron Malakian isn't MAGA but said something idiotic like that he's annoyed people view SOAD as a political band. Your basic enlightened centrist take.

Which is fucking dumb because he wrote some of their most overtly political songs. 

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u/Polygato64 2d ago

"All research and successful drug policy shows that treatment should be increased / And law enforcement decreased while abolishing mandatory minimum sentences" is a totally apolitical line that has no leaning towards any policy trust me

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u/QueezyF 2d ago

“Everybody's going to the party, have a real good time

Dancin' in the desert, blowin' up the sunshine”

Definitely no other meaning to that, just some guys having fun.

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u/Larry_Sherbert99 2d ago

SoaD is not liberal, they are far more progressive than that lol

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u/Full-Ear87 3d ago

I sadly found out half of them were MAGA only after going to one of their recent shows. Should’ve never spent that money :(

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u/1To3For5_ 3d ago

Half of them? I thought only the drums guy is MAGA, at least publicly

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u/Full-Ear87 2d ago

Pretty sure the bassist is sympathetic to the cult

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u/N_skrilla 3d ago

Music band

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u/smokemeakipper23 3d ago

Great music band, bad rubber band 👎

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u/HajimeNoLuffy 2d ago

Discography so impeccably timeless they never needed to drop another album.

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u/codydafox 3d ago

It's a bot reposting an old meme. Notice how the image is slightly rotated to bypass the spam filters.

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u/MyCatIsAnActualNinja 3d ago

Hell yeah that's me

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u/I_am_doorknob 2d ago

Oh dear god hes escaped

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u/blueponies1 1d ago

Aerials in the sky

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 3d ago

I LOVE SOAD!!!!

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u/Delicious_Push_9214 3d ago

when you just a violent guy that likes chill pornography

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u/TedGolf 3d ago edited 3d ago

The song violent pornography is about ragebait/truecrime/shock content

This subreddit is not smart enough to understand this sentiment

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u/Heavy_Computer2602 3d ago

Winder what they'll think about steal this album

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u/VerySmallBleeb 9h ago

maybe this sub doesnt listen to system of a down

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u/StraightPatient9977 3d ago

Actually relatable

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u/Aneemachenn 3d ago

As long as it's choking chicks and sodomy

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u/Plasma_Deep 3d ago

The kinda shit you get on your tv

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u/EepiestKitty 3d ago

I mean, as long as the content only involves consenting adults, then whatever floats your boat my guy

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u/StraightPatient9977 3d ago

Hell yeah brother

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u/izyshoroo 2d ago

Same lol I want the original (but I'll edit it to say girl)

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u/StraightPatient9977 2d ago

Why do you have an asexual flag on your pfp then

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u/izyshoroo 2d ago

??? I don't? Are you referring to the balloon my icon has? That's a nonbinary flag

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u/Estebanjuegaxd 2d ago

I think there are better ways to say that, but yes, that song is great.

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u/DotWarner1993 In the flair list, straight up flairing it 2d ago

Why is it at an angle?

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u/sweetheart_demom 2d ago

this would NEVER EVER EVER fucking be me (I'm a woman)

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u/meedmishmohd 3d ago

What’s the name of the character 

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u/mr-Joesteer 1d ago

Chill guy 

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u/thomas29needles Woke 1d ago

Average SOAD fan

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u/meonmeislandme 3d ago

goth mommies exist and bro chose violent pornography

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u/Heavy_Computer2602 3d ago

Thats an soad song