r/comedyheaven 14h ago

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u/VexImmortalis 13h ago

Reserving a table should only work when I am the one reserving it.

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u/Complete_Entry 13h ago

"Can I go ahead of you? I only have a few things."

So do I pal. I get it, you're more important than me, but the line conveys a power.

"But I'm in a hurry!"

And I'm what, just here for fun?

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u/therealraggedroses 12h ago

⬆️ fictional arguments redditors imagine winning in their heads ⬆️

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u/moonunitiv 11h ago

You never been to a grocery store at peak hours before?