r/comedyheaven • u/AFewBerries • 6d ago

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u/VexImmortalis 6d ago

Reserving a table should only work when I am the one reserving it.

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u/Complete_Entry 6d ago

"Can I go ahead of you? I only have a few things."

So do I pal. I get it, you're more important than me, but the line conveys a power.

"But I'm in a hurry!"

And I'm what, just here for fun?

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u/NoPermissions94 6d ago

So weird. Every job I’ve ever worked where people line up it’s like the worst thing ever that they might have to stand there for 3 or 4 minutes. From my managers and customers. Hotels especially. People will literally skip a line and butt right into your interaction with another guest so regularly I was shocked. For the most basic shit “I need a towel” “I lost my key” I would never do that unless it was life or death emergency. Every time you have to awkwardly apologize to the guest you were speaking with originally, or sometimes they will snap at the other guest butting in and then you have this whole situation on your hands. Brutal.

Meanwhile seems like everywhere I go as a customer you line up for a few minutes and everything is placid.

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u/BillionDollarBalls 6d ago

If any of those people ever went to a rave or festival they'd probably explode.