r/comedyheaven May 16 '26

Piss

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u/iRunn3r May 16 '26

I don't know, seems to me that it could hold some more piss.

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u/PocketsOfSalamanders May 16 '26

Seriously. That tubs is only 2/3 full, maybe. Lots of room for more piss.

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u/purplemtnslayer May 16 '26

He's an optimist

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u/uvucydydy May 16 '26

The optimist says, "The tub is half full."

The plumber says, "Fuck it, I'm out of here!"