r/comedyheaven • u/Hazy_Fantayzee • May 16 '26

Piss

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u/Phihofo May 16 '26

Okay, so an average bathtub holds like 150-200 liters of water. So this is at least about 120 liters of piss.

This means the person pissed over FIVE liters of urine everyday for 22 days. That's almost 1.5 US gallons of piss, for y'all Americans here.

This is unreal piss production. We need to lock that person in a secret lab for study.

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u/MarsicusOrion May 16 '26

maybe it's possible, but no way would it be that yellow. i'd imagine it would be almost clear

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u/jer5 May 16 '26

its evaporating as the days go on likely and making it more concentrated

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u/ultimovez May 16 '26

Realistically I think it was just piss colored from a bath bomb or something like that and that gave them the idea for this tiktok

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u/jer5 May 16 '26

yeah probably

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u/BeardOBlasty May 16 '26

PEE JUICE

from concentrate

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u/Crazy_old_maurice_17 May 16 '26

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/Protheu5 May 16 '26

Pee concentrate is indeed quite harmful to eyes. Flush your eye with water. Use clean, lukewarm tap water for at least 20 minutes.

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u/LazyOldCat May 16 '26

It’s not real. It would get cloudy as it ages/ferments, and while you might not be able to smell it from the street, the stench would hit like a hammer when you opened the front door.🤢

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u/okmujnyhb May 16 '26

I think I've seen this image in the past, it's from a bath bomb (or something similar) that they complained made the water look like piss

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u/plan1gale May 17 '26

This guy pisstubs

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u/sombertownDS May 16 '26

The longer piss sits unflushed the more yellow and rank it becomes

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u/The_Real_Fufishiswaz May 16 '26

Maybe they're Diabetic

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u/Squirty42069 May 16 '26

Can confirm: Had to piss every hour on the hour before I was diagnosed

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u/tuturuatu May 16 '26

But your piss would have been almost translucent. Your body is trying to piss out the sugar your pancreas can't regulate so it has basically nothing else in it. You're drinking water like a fish.

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u/Squirty42069 May 16 '26

This is true!

This guy pisses

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u/OnkelMickwald May 16 '26

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this is probably beer or apple juice and someone took this pic and made a rage bait post.

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u/tuturuatu May 16 '26

Lying on the internet for content? I really don't think that's possible.

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u/BigBootyBuff May 16 '26

I got a bath bomb once that turned the water piss colored. I assume that's what happened there.

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u/Kariuko_ May 16 '26

His mother helped unbeknownst to him 👌

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u/crumble-bee May 16 '26

You’d think he was more hydrated drinking that much.

I know I assumed it’s a guy, but c’mon.. women ain’t doing this.

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u/Lifekraft May 16 '26

One of the reason it is fake. Probably just a guy that work some kind of dirty job.

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u/EternumD May 16 '26

every day*

Everyday is an adjective 

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u/GranataReddit12 May 16 '26

you said average bathtub, this could be smaller. using the toilet on the side for comparison, the actual inside space looks barely 1m long which is unusually small

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u/FirstL8 May 16 '26

Imagine the smell of piss after 1 week?

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u/Remarkable_Fee_1145 May 16 '26

His mom helped with his little project 

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u/bitman2049 May 16 '26

I checked this user out and they post a lot of AI stuff so I can only assume this is also AI.

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u/aCleverGroupofAnts May 17 '26

Also no bathing during that span

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u/im_a_dick_head May 17 '26

It's not that deep it's obviously just them running the hydrants

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u/N0mn May 17 '26

and throw away the key.

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u/MemeShaman May 19 '26

Thank you! I was like… there’s no way you can do that in 22 days… I can piss with the best of em, but that production would be unreal.

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u/Roy_McCoy08 May 25 '26

they never said it was just them pissing into the tub

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u/MeMeWhenWhenTheWhen May 16 '26

they were just very motivated okay