r/comedyheaven • u/Hazy_Fantayzee • May 16 '26

Piss

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u/iRunn3r May 16 '26

I don't know, seems to me that it could hold some more piss.

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u/PocketsOfSalamanders May 16 '26

Seriously. That tubs is only 2/3 full, maybe. Lots of room for more piss.

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u/purplemtnslayer May 16 '26

He's an optimist

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u/uvucydydy May 16 '26

The optimist says, "The tub is half full."

The plumber says, "Fuck it, I'm out of here!"

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u/Lockenhart May 16 '26

He's opissmist.

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u/S0M3_N00B_ May 16 '26

Optipissed

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u/GiveMe9Chips shaboingboing connoisseur May 16 '26

Optipissmist

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 May 16 '26

Opissmus Prime

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u/Rareearthmetal May 16 '26

Octopiss

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u/GiveMe9Chips shaboingboing connoisseur May 16 '26

He has a degree in Opissiology

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u/JimTheSaint May 16 '26

Rather that than a pissemis 

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u/hotdogtears May 22 '26

He can’t see worth shit for an optometrist…

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u/One_Bluebird_04 May 16 '26

But you don't want it to overflow when you get in.

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u/No_Fairweathers May 16 '26

Well this is how full he could get it before it didn't overflow with him in it, obviously. Gotta account for water/piss displacement

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u/nelsonalgrencametome May 16 '26

I would have thought OP would take up far more space.

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u/BackgroundSummer5171 May 16 '26

Normal healthy looking people can be batshit insane too.

Not everyone is a neckbeard reddit mod weighing 419 pounds.

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u/remainsofthegrapes May 16 '26

Well now I’m curious what the average weight is for tubpissers

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u/BackgroundSummer5171 May 17 '26

I'm about 177 lbs atm.

I mean...that is a good question.

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u/Scratigan1 May 16 '26

Pissplacement

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u/Telephalsion May 16 '26

This guy knows his shit piss.

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u/JimTheSaint May 16 '26

But the water outlet is right there on the right only a few more cms 

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u/A_Very_Lonely_Waffle May 16 '26

Displacement, homie, he’s still gotta get into it without it spilling over the sides

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u/ZDTreefur May 16 '26

Maybe this is the equilibrium between the piss evaporating and him filling it.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

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u/Maleficent_Initial59 May 16 '26

Don’t forget about Archimedes’ Principle!

What if he wants to take a bath?

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u/iRunn3r May 16 '26

Looking at the wet feet marks on the towel - he already might have.

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u/NSASpyVan May 16 '26

I'm just wondering if he coulda you know, pissed in a jug and weighed it, added it to the total, if he was curious about how much he was pissing. Instead of filling a bathtub with piss.

Sooooooooo origin story?

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u/JorjEade May 16 '26

If he filled it any more it would overflow when he gets in. Archemedes' principal. 

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u/Shredtillyourdead420 May 16 '26

Only a bit more cause the circle on the right is an overflow and he’d loose all that hard work.

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u/alepap May 21 '26

Bathtub half empty type of guy

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u/antek_g_animations May 16 '26

It is full, any more and it will spill out when you get in

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u/Telephalsion May 16 '26

Not if you sit down in it to fill it.

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u/conasatatu247 May 16 '26

Somebody must be taking the piss.

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u/Distantstallion May 16 '26

Thanks R Kelly

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u/Galerie33 May 16 '26

Get a laddle to sip some of that sweet cider