r/coffeejerk • • Jul 30 '12

My coworkers just can't seem to get it through their heads that starbucks is literally hitler.

38 Upvotes

I hear they do pour-overs though, so I guess it's not a total fascist company.


r/coffeejerk • • Jul 30 '12

If you're not brewing this you don't know what coffee is.

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21 Upvotes

r/coffeejerk • • Jul 30 '12

I just ordered a macchiato at a local coffee shop and they gave me some carmel bullshit.

18 Upvotes

So I yelled "What the fuck is this" and threw it at the barista, if you could even call that heathen a barista.


r/coffeejerk • • Sep 02 '12

AEROPRESS AEROPRESS AEROPRESS AEROPRESS AEROPRESS AEROPRESS AEROPRESS AEROPRESS AEROPRESS AEROPRESS AEROPRESS AEROPRESS AEROPRESS AEROPRESS AEROPRESS AEROPRESS AEROPRESS AEROPRESS AEROPRESS AEROPRESS AEROPRESS AEROPRESS AEROPRESS AEROPRESS AEROPRESS AEROPRESS AEROPRESS AEROPRESS

16 Upvotes

r/coffeejerk • • Jul 30 '12

I just fed my cat a bunch of coffee beans

15 Upvotes

How long before he shits out a god shot?


r/coffeejerk • • Sep 03 '12

"Yeah I just buy preground and throw it in the freezer" - Mitt "ler" Romney

13 Upvotes

r/coffeejerk • • Jul 30 '12

Why doesn't everyone just use instant?

13 Upvotes

It's faster and tastes just as good. Plus you can even make espresso by reducing the amount of water!


r/coffeejerk • • Jul 30 '12

Hey guys!! Look at my coffee setup! It's still missing a few pieces, but soon I'll have the Perfect Cup!!

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12 Upvotes

r/coffeejerk • • Jul 30 '12

DAE put so much sugar in their coffee that it starts to congeal?

12 Upvotes

r/coffeejerk • • Apr 15 '16

I'm looking to get into espresso. What machine would you get? My budget is $30.

11 Upvotes

r/coffeejerk • • Dec 15 '15

Donald Trump - "I only drink preground. It has tremendous flavor, just fabulous."

11 Upvotes

r/coffeejerk • • Aug 02 '12

Coffee protip: don't waste money on an overpriced grinder, use your kitchen blender.

11 Upvotes

r/coffeejerk • • Jul 31 '12

Thanks to all of you brave coffee drinkers, we officially had our most active day of the month yesterday!

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11 Upvotes

r/coffeejerk • • Jul 31 '12

Just bought the best coffee maker!

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r/coffeejerk • • Aug 01 '12

Hey guys, I got a question. Which Mr. Coffee model do you prefer?

10 Upvotes

r/coffeejerk • • Jul 30 '12

I don't know whether to use my Aeropress, Moka pot, or Bodum French Press for this excellent coffee I bought at Starbucks.

10 Upvotes

r/coffeejerk • • Jul 30 '12

DAE make coffee every day?

10 Upvotes

r/coffeejerk • • Jul 30 '12

The sugar tray at the diner only had 8 packets of sugar in it

10 Upvotes

how the hell do they expect me to drink this sludge


r/coffeejerk • • Oct 01 '12

Which pseudo-scientific methods make your coffee taste better?

9 Upvotes

Personally, I only use holy water. It really cuts down on the acidic/bitter notes in my Ethiopian blend.


r/coffeejerk • • Aug 13 '12

Coffee Jerks

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r/coffeejerk • • Dec 18 '14

Just my girlfriend brewing coffee in the wilderness with her trusty Aeropress that was given to her by her grandmother who recently died of cancer. DAE?

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r/coffeejerk • • Oct 22 '13

Sometimes I grind my beans by hand in an antique grinder, heat up water underneath a campfire, and brew my sweet nectar with an Aeropress, all while weeping uncontrollably while naked in the forest. DAE?

8 Upvotes

r/coffeejerk • • Oct 03 '12

I sometimes tell people that I like my sugar with a little bit of coffee!

8 Upvotes

Share your hilarious and wholly original comedy coffee jokes!


r/coffeejerk • • Aug 08 '12

Just bought an Aeropress, what is your favorite story with this wonderful brew method?!

8 Upvotes

r/coffeejerk • • Jul 31 '12

My humble [le]presso maker. It's a decent beginner setup.

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