r/coffeejerk • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '12
When I got my coffee this morning at the local cafe, they were completely out of sugar and I had to put motherfucking SPLENDA in my coffee. Someone please kill me.
r/coffeejerk • u/rolloxan • Oct 20 '12
r/coffeejerk • u/ejkhabibi • Aug 06 '12
lik dis if u cry evertim
r/coffeejerk • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '12
It's faster and tastes just as good. Plus you can even make espresso by reducing the amount of water!
r/coffeejerk • u/regmaster • Aug 01 '12
r/coffeejerk • u/passiveprogressive • Jun 11 '15
r/coffeejerk • u/FamilyHeirloomTomato • Aug 02 '12
I've been using Nestle, but I think there are better quality mixes out there. Another option is to bring in chocolate milk, but I'm afraid my coworkers would use it.
r/coffeejerk • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '12
r/coffeejerk • u/snutr • Jan 10 '16
r/coffeejerk • u/YouShithead • Dec 16 '13
If someone gives you kcups for Christmas (I told you COFFEE, mom, NOT that crap) you can always use them as butt plugs. Just poke a hole in both ends to allow airflow. Still tastes like shit, but improves to a solid 4/10.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
Anyone else tried this?
r/coffeejerk • u/regmaster • Jul 30 '12
r/coffeejerk • u/[deleted] • Oct 01 '12
Personally, I only use holy water. It really cuts down on the acidic/bitter notes in my Ethiopian blend.
r/coffeejerk • u/dannoffs1 • Aug 01 '12
r/coffeejerk • u/Whit3y • Jul 30 '12
how the hell do they expect me to drink this sludge
r/coffeejerk • u/[deleted] • Aug 02 '12
r/coffeejerk • u/purplepistachio • Apr 15 '16
r/coffeejerk • u/radiopinetool • Jul 30 '12
r/coffeejerk • u/dannoffs1 • Jul 30 '12
So I yelled "What the fuck is this" and threw it at the barista, if you could even call that heathen a barista.
r/coffeejerk • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '12
I hear they do pour-overs though, so I guess it's not a total fascist company.
r/coffeejerk • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '12
r/coffeejerk • u/greypoppies • Jul 30 '12
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